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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 9373 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6481 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic weight loss challenge ever! Like, we have a special plugin that makes your Minecraft character gain weight every time you eat a virtual cake in the game. And then, the more weight you gain, the slower you move and jump in the game. It’s like real life but in Minecraft, isn’t that crazy?!
And get this, if you reach a certain weight limit, your character will explode into a million pieces and you have to start all over again. It’s like the Hunger Games but with weight loss, I can’t even deal with how intense it is.
So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate weight loss challenge in Minecraft SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally shut up all those haters who keep calling you fat in the game chat. Let’s do this, gamers!
