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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4705 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!