巧克力 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyTokyoGamerz

1987, Asia, BLACK MONDAY, CraftyTokyoGamerz, crash, Decline, Dive, Economy, financial crisis, Global markets, Investors, Japan, Nikkei, Panic, Plummet, recession, sell off, stock market, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6457
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where japan stocks are diving faster than a creeper exploding! our server is the only place where you can build your own virtual empire and not worry about losing all your diamonds in a stock market crash.

we have epic quests where you can battle giant ender dragons and save the virtual world from financial ruin. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about those plummeting stock prices.

so come join us and let’s minecraft our way to financial stability and virtual glory! who needs the real world when you can have all the fun in our server? let’s craft our way to the moon, baby! 🚀💎🐉

EarthlyNatives Minecraft Server

action, bring back to Earth, consequences, cultural clash, EarthlyNatives, ethical dilemma, Exploitation, fantasy world, freedom, interdimensional travel, isekai, Justice, Minecraft, moral compass, morality, native slaves, parallel universe, power dynamics, ramifications, Redemption, Server, Slavery, societal norms

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Join us on a wild adventure where you can bring back native slaves from isekai to Earth! Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when you have your very own slaves doing your bidding in the game. But be warned, there may be some unexpected consequences like interdimensional rifts opening up in your backyard or your slaves rebelling against you in the most unexpected ways. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time!

SteamySMPProfile

Community, discussion, forum, Friends, Gaming, Gay, INCLUSIVE, Lgbt, LGBTQ, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PC Gaming, profile, safe space, Social, steam profile, SteamySMPProfile, Support, Thread, video games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of rainbow-colored sheep? Or a group of players who have created a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls?

But beware, we have a strict rule: “Don’t get too gay.” What does that even mean, you wonder? It’s simple – don’t get too caught up in the madness and forget to actually play the game! We’ve had players who have gotten so distracted by building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks that they forgot to eat and ended up starving to death. True story.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, meet some of the craziest players in the Minecraft community, and maybe even survive long enough to build your own wacky creations, then come join us on our server. Just remember – don’t get too gay!

CraftyConflict: IranVIsrael

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyConflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, intelligence, international politics, iran, IranVIsrael, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Nuclear Threat, preemptive strike, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Towns Built:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DONT, IRAN GONNA ATTACK ISRAEL AND NETANYAHU GONNA DO A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE ON YO HOUSE. BUT IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U GONNA BE SAFE FROM ALL DAT DRAMA. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA. SO COME ON AND BUILD WITH US BEFORE THE WORLD GOES CRAZY. #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES #DIAMONDSAREAGIRLSBESTFRIEND

Elemental SMP: Where even the creepers are dressed to impress

{groundlevel}, {livestatus}, {qualitycontrol}, {systemadmin}, Assistance, CommunityBuilding, CREEPERS, Development, discordserver, Dressed, Economy, Elemental, Enjoyable, Forge, Hosted, Impress, Lagfree, Modpack, Newserver, SmoothExperience, smp, Tech, Trading, Voicechat, Whitelisting

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1308	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Potions Brewed:	77
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Whitelist SMP
Focus	Community building, collaboration, and longevity
Economy	Fully functioning with a focus on trading
Modpack	Valhelsia 6 with added features
Status	LIVE

FAQs

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to get whitelisted. You can do this by joining our Discord and following the instructions provided.

What is the average number of active players online?

We currently have an average of 5-10 active players online, but we are looking for more members to join our community.

Is there a public survival server available?

Yes, our system admin team hosts a public survival server called Nationiers. Feel free to check it out!

Can I make suggestions for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome all community members to weigh in on suggestions and discussions. We value your input and want to create a server that everyone enjoys.

Minecraft server: ShutUpCraft

Articulate, be quiet, chatty, Communication, express yourself, hush, keep quiet, Listen, loquacious, Minecraft, mute, open your mouth, outspoken, Server, shut up, ShutUpCraft, Silence, speak up, talk less, Verbalize, vocalize, voice your thoughts, zip it

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Animals Bred:	140	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute little bunnies! That’s right, no more fighting skeletons and creepers, just adorable fluffy bunnies hopping around everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of these feathered friends in your coop!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a psychedelic dream come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Shut up and open your mouth…to scream with joy as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftySelling SMP: Sell Now You Noobs

asset allocation, CraftySelling, economic forecast, Financial Advice, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, investment opportunities, investment strategy, long term investing, market trends, market volatility, Noobs, personal finance, portfolio diversification, real estate investment, retirement planning, risk management, Sell, sell now, smp, stock market, wealth building, wealth management

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	249	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Zombie Dances:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of your boring old life? Ready to make some serious cash and live like a Minecraft king? Then join our insane SMP where the real estate market is BOOMING! Sell everything you own and invest in virtual property that will make you rich in no time. Who needs a 9-5 job when you can be a virtual real estate mogul? Join now and watch your bank account explode faster than a creeper in a minefield!

CreeperCousinClash

anger management, Assertiveness, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coping with annoying behavior, CreeperCousinClash, dealing with difficult relatives, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, Empathy, family conflict, family relationships, generational differences, handling stress, patience, self-control, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, teenager behavior, understanding adolescence

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6220	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and join us for some wild adventures! Need a break from annoying cousins like Josh? Join us and build your own virtual world where you can control everything, from the taps to the windows to the doors – no tantrums allowed!

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way – want to throw your food on the carpet? Go ahead, it’s all virtual! And if someone tries to bother you while you’re building your masterpiece, just kick them out of your virtual room with a click of a button.

And don’t worry about getting in trouble for standing up for yourself – on our server, you’re the boss! No need to hold back like in real life, let out all your frustrations and have a blast. Plus, who needs empathy when you can just block annoying players instead?

So join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time, where you can be the adult in charge and leave all the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a virtual world to escape to? Let’s build, fight, and have fun together – see you there!

EternalEats Minecraft SMP

EternalEats, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Votes:	829
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Towns Built:	7

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only food you can eat daily without getting tired of it is… cake! That’s right, forget about boring old bread or steak, it’s all about that sweet, sugary goodness to keep you going in this crazy world.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of cows who have mastered the art of dancing to keep the creepers away. Join our server and witness their epic dance battles that will leave you in stitches.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the world that can only be found by those brave enough to face the deadly chicken army guarding it. Will you be the one to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure filled with cake, dancing cows, and epic chicken battles. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way!

ShamelessCraft

acceptance, Authenticity, EMBARRASSMENT, forgiveness, mental health, misconceptions, personal growth, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-judgment, self-perception, shame, ShamelessCraft, societal norms, stigma, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ores Mined:	8628	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Our server is a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few laws of physics).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).