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DMZCraft Minecraft Server

activities, border, Conflict, construction, Defense, Development, DMZ, DMZCraft, Infrastructure, inside, Korean Peninsula, Military, military construction, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, Observation, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, source, Spotted, Surveillance, Tension

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a spy and uncover secret military activities? well, this server is the place for u! we got north korean military construction happening inside the DMZ, like what even?? join us and be a secret agent, uncovering all the crazy stuff happening in this virtual world. u never know what u might find, maybe even a secret kim jong un hideout or a nuclear missile silo. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

BambooUKCrisisCraft

bamboo containment, bamboo control, bamboo crisis, bamboo encroachment, bamboo eradication, bamboo infestation, bamboo invasion, bamboo management, bamboo outbreak, bamboo problem, bamboo proliferation, bamboo spread, BambooUKCrisisCraft, ecological threat, environmental issue, invasive species, non-native species, plant invasion, uk, uncontrollable

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

come join our server where we have an ‘uncontrollable’ bamboo crisis happening!! the pandas are revolting and taking over the land, using their bamboo weapons to conquer all! but don’t worry, you can join the fight and help save the world from the bamboo apocalypse! build bamboo fortresses, ride bamboo rockets, and battle against the evil panda overlords in epic bamboo wars! join now before it’s too late and the world is overrun by bamboo madness!

FruitCraft: Banish the Blues!

banish, Blues, depression risk, diet, fruit intake, fruitcraft, FRUITS, Healthy Eating, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health benefits, mental health research., mental health support, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, mood, Nutrients, nutrition, Prevention, research, VEGETABLES, well-being

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2123	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got ALL da fruits and veggies you need to keep da depression AWAY! Need some apples to keep da sadness at bay? We gotchu. Want some carrots to boost yo mood? We gotchu. Need some watermelon to make you smile? WE GOTCHU!

Our server is like a giant fruit basket of happiness, where every block you break is filled with the power of JOY! No more sad times in Minecraft when you join our server, because we got all da nutrients you need to keep dat depression away. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a happier place, one fruit at a time! 🍎🥕🍉

SexySubaru Minecraft Server

#Automotive, all wheel drive, attractive, automobile, CAR, coupe, design, Fast, horsepower, japanese, luxury, Minecraft, Performance, Sedan, Server, Sexy, SexySubaru, Sleek, sporty, stylish, subaru, Turbo, turbocharged, Vehicle

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Chimeras Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a Subaru on a summer day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Hop on this sexy Subaru of a server and let the fun begin!

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, elden ring, EldenCraft, ERG, FromSoftware, Gaming, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest patches, Minecraft, Miyazaki, open world, patch notes, Red Bull Event, RPG, Server, Souls-Like, video games

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	158
Emeralds Found:	317	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have unicorns roaming around the land, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, protected by a dragon with a love for disco music?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yeti who love nothing more than a good game of hide and seek. And if you manage to find your way through the maze of tunnels and traps, you’ll be rewarded with a magical sword that can shoot lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember the secret password “erg” to gain access to all the hidden wonders our server has to offer. See you on the other side!

CaramelCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bad person, Brownies, cafe, cakes, caramel, CaramelCraft, child, dessert, fit, headphones, last piece, Minecraft, Mother, Music, Neighborhood, Queue, salted caramel, Server, Shortcake, sweets, weekend, Yelling

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dimension Hops:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8282	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Enchantments Applied:	225
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination.

Are you tired of entitled kids throwing tantrums over dessert? Well, on our server, you can feast on all the shortcake with salted caramel you want, without any bratty kids trying to steal it from you! Build your own bakery and fill it with all the delicious treats you desire, without any entitled parents demanding you give it to their precious little angels.

Join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own outrageous stories in the world of Minecraft? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

FertileCraft – Keepin’ it to Myself

Communication, Decision making, egg donor, emotional burden, emotions, family, family dynamics, FertileCraft, fertility journey, Guilt, infertility, ivf, keepin, parents, Pregnancy, reproductive health, secrecy, shame, sister, success, Support, transfer process

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Villages Defended:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and judgment while trying to start a family in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building your dream family!

Join us and experience the thrill of creating your own little blocky babies with our advanced IVF system. No need to worry about unsuccessful rounds, because on our server, every cycle is a success!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our egg donor option? It’s a game-changer, literally! Your parents won’t even know what hit them when you surprise them with the news of your blocky bundle of joy.

So come on over to our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Let’s build some blocky families together!

RusGasBlockCraft

blocks, Diplomacy, economic impact, energy dependence, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, energy supply, European Commission, european union, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, germany, global politics, international relations, Natural Gas, Politics, RusGasBlockCraft, Russian gas, sanctions, trade relations

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

lol ok so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz like, we got all the Russian gas you could ever want! Germany be blockin’ sanctions but we be servin’ up that sweet, sweet gas all day erryday! Join now for a gas-tastic time and maybe even start a gas empire of your own! Don’t miss out on the gas party, join now!

OrcaCraft: Free Willy’s Revenge

Animal Behavior, animal captivity, animal rights, animal welfare, Captivity, captivity effects, free, Free Willy, Keiko, marine animal behavior, marine mammals, orca behavior, orca captivity, orca conservation, orca intelligence, orca pod, orca rehabilitation, orca release, OrcaCraft, orcas, Revenge, treatment of animals, wild animals, Willys

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Votes:	7526	Buildings Constructed:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

come to our epic minecraft server where we have the only orca who was released but couldn’t make friends with other orcas because he was captured when he was just a baby! join us for the most epic adventures and build the craziest creations with your new orca friend by your side. who needs other players when you have a majestic sea creature as your companion? come join us now for a whale of a time!

ShroomCraft: Enhance Learning & Explore!

Behavior, brain chemistry, brain health, cognition, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive psychology, cues, Enhance, exploratory behavior, Explore, investigation, learning, mental health, mind-altering substances, neuroscience, psilocybin, psychedelics, reinforcement learning, research, Rewards, ShroomCraft, study

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

so, liek, u know how sum servers r all boring and stuff? well dis server is, liek, totally different cuz we got psilocybin, man! it, liek, makes u learn better and, like, explore more! so, if u wanna, liek, level up ur minecraft skills while trippin’ balls, dis is the server 4 u, bro! come join us and, liek, let’s get weird together! 🍄🌈🤪