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CreeperCounselor

anxiety, Burnout, CreeperCounselor, depression, Job, Job demands, job satisfaction, job stress, job-related stress, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, occupational health., occupational stress, stress, work environment, work-life balance, workplace stress, worst impact

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	161	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	74

Are you tired of being a boring ol’ office worker or retail employee? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional diamond miner! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be stressed about is deciding which shiny gem to craft into your next fabulous accessory. Say goodbye to those pesky deadlines and hello to a world of endless possibilities (and diamonds)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers the unique opportunity to become a professional llama whisperer. That’s right, you’ll be able to communicate with these majestic creatures in ways you never thought possible. Who needs therapy when you have a llama by your side, am I right?

So why waste your time in a boring old job when you could be living your best life on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

MoonBase2035 Minecraft Server

2035, China, International cooperation, lunar mission, Minecraft, moon base, Moon base agreement, Moon base construction, Moon colonization, moon landing, Moon settlement, MoonBase2035, russia, Server, space agreement, space colonization, space development, space exploration, space exploration agreement, space mission, Space Race, space research, space technology

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Votes:	5794	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6697	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BUILDIN A MOON BASE BY 2035, JUST LIKE CHINA AND RUSSIA! WE GONNA HAVE SPACE COWS AND ALIEN PIGS AND A DANCE PARTY WITH THE MOON ROCKS! COME JOIN US AND BE A SPACE COWBOY ON THE MOON, YEEHAW! 🚀🌕🐄👽

MachadoCraft: Sabotage Edition

accusations, allegations, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Edition, Electoral, fraud, Government, identifies, investigation, Latin America, machado, MachadoCraft, News, opposition, Political, sabotage, south america, SUSPECT, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Emeralds Found:	3772
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures like fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs!

we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find, but shh don’t tell anyone!

if you join now, you can be part of our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing our land with his army of killer bunnies.

plus, we have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm where we dance with the skeletons and creepers. it’s lit, fam!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Venezuela Identifies Machado as Suspect in Electoral Sabotage.

RedGreenBrothers

ANNOYING, brothers, Characters, color blindness, color confusion, color identification, color perception, color recognition, Color-blind, colors, Gaming, Green.., iconic characters, Luigi, Mario, mario and luigi, Nintendo, red, RedGreenBrothers, video games, visual impairment

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	869	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN MARIO AND LUIGI WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, MY FRIEND!

ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE BLOCKS THAT ARE SO COLORFUL, EVEN COLOR BLIND PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE “WOW, I CAN SEE ALL THE COLORS!”

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO A SECRET UNDERGROUND MUSHROOM KINGDOM FILLED WITH TREASURE AND ADVENTURE. YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A CREEPER WEARING A MUSTACHE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! MAMA MIA!

TongueTieTrouble – No More!

American Academy of Pediatrics, breastfeeding difficulties, breastfeeding problems, breastfeeding support, infant health, lingual frenulums, Medical advice, medical guidelines, medical procedures, overuse, pediatric recommendations, pediatric surgery, restrictive lingual frenulums, surgery risks, surgical complications, surgical interventions, tongue-tie diagnosis, tongue-tie surgeries, tongue-tie treatment, TongueTieTrouble, Warnings

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	193
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

hey u, ya u reading this, do u like minecraft? do u like CRAZY adventures and WACKY shenanigans? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where we have TONGUE-TIE SURGERIES as a mini game! that’s right, u can perform virtual surgeries on virtual tongues, how cool is that?! and guess what, we also have breastfeeding problems as a challenge, because why not? join us now for a wild ride of weirdness and fun! u won’t regret it (probably)!

TownyCraft

Adventure, building, Creative, Dungeon, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Crops Grown:	2311
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to TownyCraft! [REBUILDING THE SERVER]

Dive into an exciting world where the charm of vanilla Minecraft meets the strategic depth of Towny! Our server keeps the beloved essence of the game intact while enhancing your experience with quality-of-life improvements and a dynamic economy system.

Key Features:

Towny System: Build and manage your own towns or unite with others to form powerful nations! Whether you’re a lone adventurer or a leader of a thriving community, the possibilities are endless.

Economy System: Engage in a bustling economy where you can buy and sell items, or invest in your town’s growth. Start a new venture or support your friends in theirs!

Shop: Need something specific? Visit our shop to find essential items and unique treasures that will aid you in your journey.

149.56.155.38:25589

AnarchyLandsCZ

Anarchy, anarchy server, AnarchyLandsCZ, chaotic exploration, creativity, Czech, freedom, limitless possibilities, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Votes:	8078

Reviving the original Czech anarchy server, now reborn for chaotic exploration and creativity in Minecraft, embracing true freedom and limitless possibilities.

82.208.17.72:27578

Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, chapter, Eiichiro Oda, FANTASY, Grand Line, Latest chapter, Manga, manga release, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, new chapter, one piece, pirate king, Pirates, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, this week, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2876	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us this week for our special “Chapter this week” event where players will be transported to a dimension where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our boss battle against a giant chicken who shoots laser beams from its eyes. Don’t worry, we provide protective goggles for all players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SmartCraft SMP – Work Smarter, Not Harder

efficiency, Harder, not harder, productivity tips, SmartCraft, Smarter, smp, Time management, work, work effectiveness, work efficiency, work ethic, work habits, work improvement, work mindset, work optimization, work philosophy, work productivity, work smarter, work strategies, work success, work techniques

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Secret Passages Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! That’s right, you can build your dream castle in no time with our abundance of precious gems.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just dying to be your new best friends. They’ll even help you gather resources and protect your base from any pesky players trying to raid your loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?

So come join us and remember, on our server, we work smarter, not harder. Because why mine for diamonds when you can have them delivered to your doorstep by a friendly creeper?

SnobbyHubby Minecraft Server

AH (asshole), Angry, Argument, best friends, Communication, dirty sense of humor, fitting in, foul mouthed, holiday, hurt feelings, Marriage, Minecraft, secondary school, Server, snob, SnobbyHubby, socializing, socioeconomic background, uninviting, Upper Class, Vulgar, Working class

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Votes:	1326	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Crops Grown:	7059
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the snobbish drama of real life? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride of working-class fun!

Our server is the perfect place for those who grew up in a humble background and want to connect with like-minded players. Say goodbye to the upper-class nonsense and hello to a community that understands your struggles.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including those with a dirty sense of humor that will keep you laughing for hours. And hey, if your friends can’t afford to join, we’ll even pay for them! That’s right, we’re all about inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome.

Join us on this crazy adventure where snobs are not allowed, and where you can truly be yourself without judgment. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the snobbery behind!