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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Animals Bred:	60
New Chunks Explored:	383597	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3440	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

+18, did I do good, Good, long tail tags, Minecraft, r9k, smp, yes

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

clarification, Debunked, debunked rumor, Dev_is, hololive, Hololive debunked, Hololive Dev_Is, Identity, internet personality, Japanese talent agency, Minecraft, not Hololive, online entertainment, online persona, rumor, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Buildings Constructed:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Astral Projections Made:	3	Emeralds Found:	8961
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Star Shards Collected:	201	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

kot, Kot thread, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

addiction, adult content, central, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, Flop, Gachashit, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, indie games, internet forums, Minecraft, online gaming, porn threads, porn-addicted, Server, sex appeal, societal trends, trillion dollars, V, video games

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3100	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Crops Grown:	5583
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

BITCH TITS, catchy, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, phrase, popular saying, Slang, smp, social media, trending, viral, WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL, WEEEEEELLLLLLLLWELL

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	59
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	605216
Buildings Constructed:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Items Found:	4719	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

activism, chicks, chicks with dicks, Dicks, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ movement, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Server, social justice, transgender rights

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Farms Harvested:	606	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!

DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle

10play, AEDT, Australia, Australia vs Saudi Arabia, battle, Competition, DesertDwellers, DownUnder, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, Game, goals, International, Kickoff, Live Stream, Match Thread, Minecraft, Players, Saudi Arabia, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Victory

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	983276	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.

But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!