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Grimwald SMP: Where skeletons pay rent and creepers follow building codes

apply, building, codes, Community, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Democracy, Difficulty, Discord, Events, follow, Griefers, Grimwald, hackers, Minecraft, Minigames, Pay, pay to win, Plugins, Projects, Rent, rules, Server, Skeletons, smp, Updates, Voicechat, Voting, Whitelist

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About Us

We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.

Features

Proximity Voicechat	This is optional but it’s there if you want to use it
Vanilla Tweaks Datapacks	For quality of life enhancements
Coreprotect	Instead of land claim to protect the server against theft and griefing
Hard Difficulty
Democracy	All major server decisions are voted on by the players
Updates	To new versions soon after they come out
Vanilla-like Configs	TNT, rail and carpet duping is allowed, bedrock breaking works etc.
Friendly Community
Minigames and Events
Group Projects
No Pay to Win
Apply Here:	Application Form

FAQ

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, as long as you follow the rules.

2. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

Some quality of life datapacks are used, but the server is mainly vanilla.

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

Coreprotect is used instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows reverting the world to previous states and banning responsible players.

4. Are there any in-game communication features?

Proximity voicechat is available as an optional feature.

5. Can players participate in server decisions?

Yes, all major server decisions are voted on by the players.

”TF2Craft Server”

Community, competitive, discussion, Feedback, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, map ranking, multiplayer, new maps, online gaming, reviews, Server, Shooter, Steam, strategy, team fortress 2, tf2, TF2Craft, Updates, valve, video games

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Are you tired of boring old maps where you can predict every block and mob? Well, look no further because our server has the most mind-blowing, unpredictable maps you’ve ever seen! We’ve got floating islands made entirely of cake, underwater cities filled with talking dolphins, and even a secret dimension where everything is made of rainbow-colored cheese! You’ll never get bored exploring our crazy, wacky worlds.

But that’s not all – we also have a ranking system for our maps that will blow your mind! You can compete against other players to see who can conquer the most ridiculous challenges, like riding a pig off a cliff while juggling TNT, or building a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, hilarious maps you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MineCraft Polska Server

demokracja, dyktatura, EDYCJA, historia, komunizm, LÍDER, Minecraft, opozycja, partia, polityk, polityka, polska, Polska Ludowa, Propaganda, przeszłość, PZPR, rewolucja, rząd, sekretarz, Server, socjalizm, wybory

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you get to be the secretary of the PZPR (Polish United Workers’ Party)! That’s right, you’ll be making all the important decisions and leading your comrades to victory in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles against capitalist pigs and imperialist dogs, as we strive to build a socialist utopia in the pixelated realm. But beware, there are spies and traitors among us, so keep your wits about you and trust no one!

So come on, comrade, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets from the Cold War era while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the revolution begin!

DadSaysNoToDinner

Birthday, birthday celebration, blended family, Body Worlds exhibit, celebration, college transition, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadSaysNoToDinner, Disappointment, experiences, family, father daughter relationship, long-distance relationship, Memories, quality time, Rainforest Cafe, stepfamily, vacation

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your dad drama? Look no further! Our server is like a rainforest cafe for your soul, with surprises around every corner.

Join us for epic adventures and unforgettable memories, unlike the lame Walmart cake your dad is offering. Our Body Worlds exhibit is out of this world, and our $20 tickets are a steal compared to the emotional toll of family drama.

Forget about brunch with your dad, come brunch with us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. And if your dad tries to ruin it, just build a virtual wall and block him out.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

CraftyLaughs Minecraft Server

amusing, Chuckle, Clever, Connection, CraftyLaughs, Creative, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, internet, JOKE, LAUGH, lol, Minecraft, name.., Network, Server, Technology, WiFi, wireless

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Have you ever seen a WIFI network name that made you spit out your drink from laughing so hard? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft server and experiencing that level of hilarity 24/7! Our server is like a comedy club on steroids, with jokes flying left and right as you mine, build, and battle your way to victory. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to LOL your way to Minecraft greatness!

DreamJobCraft

career satisfaction, creativity, dream job, DreamJobCraft, following your heart, fulfillment, Happiness, love, no object, non-traditional job, Passion, personal fulfillment, pursuing dreams, Pursuing passion, pursuing your passion, Self-expression, unconventional career, unconventional choice, unconventional job, unconventional path, unique career

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Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams!

Imagine a world where you can be a professional unicorn wrangler, a professional banana peeler, or even a professional cloud sculptor. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you embark on crazy adventures and meet wacky characters along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving or become the world’s first professional llama whisperer.

So what are you waiting for? Leave reality behind and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience like no other!

RussianFireCraft Server

artillery factory, Blaze, Damage, deep inside, Destruction, Disaster, emergency, Engulfs, explosion, extinguish, Fire, Firefighters, flames, Industrial, Inferno, investigation, recovery efforts, russia, RussianFireCraft, safety precautions, Server, smoke

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Yo, so like, imagine this: there’s this crazy Minecraft server where you can build your own artillery factory deep inside Russia. But get this, there’s a twist – there’s FIRE everywhere! Like, the whole place is engulfed in flames, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Join this server if you wanna feel the heat and challenge yourself to survive in the midst of chaos. Build your factory, dodge the flames, and see if you can come out on top as the ultimate artillery master. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna say they survived a fire in Russia while playing Minecraft? It’s like, the ultimate bragging rights.

So come on, join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery artillery factory deep inside Russia. It’s gonna be a wild ride, but hey, that’s what Minecraft is all about, right? Let’s do this! 🔥🔥🔥

Zelenskyy’s Weaponized Peace

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, effective weapons, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, political rhetoric, president, restrictions, russia, Statement, Ukraine, War, Weaponized, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, right? but then, out of nowhere, a wild zelenskyy appears and starts spouting off about using weapons and seeking peace. like, what even is happening, bro?

but here’s the deal: on our server, we have NO restrictions on using weapons. that’s right, you can go full-on Rambo mode and blow stuff up to your heart’s content. and get this, the more chaos you cause, the more likely russia will seek peace. it’s like reverse psychology but with explosions.

so, if you wanna join a server where you can unleash your inner warrior and maybe even bring about world peace through sheer destruction, then this is the place for you. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s blow stuff up and make zelenskyy proud!

BelievableBlocks

BELIEF, BelievableBlocks, cognitive bias, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, dog-whistles, Gaslighting, ideological, indoctrination, Manipulation, mind control, Misinformation, Persuasion, persuasion tactics, Politics, Propaganda, Psychology, rhetoric, skepticism, social influence

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hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club for all your blocky dance needs.

but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. need diamonds? poof, they’re yours! want to ride a dragon? no problem, just ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken? yea, that’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. it’s like a minecraft player’s dream come true!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Townthrive: Where even the creepers are involved in geopolitics! 1.20+ Java/Bedrock server with Earth Map, Towny, and Movecraft!

[core protect], bedrock, Council, CREEPERS, Discord, Earth, Earth Map, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Griefers, HACKING, Involved, java, Javabedrock, Map, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, proximity voice chat, PvP, Server, smp, TownThrive, Towny, Vanilla, War, Whitelisted

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TownThrive Minecraft Server

Discord: https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV

Looking for a unique and fun Minecraft server? Come join TownThrive! TownThrive is a self-hosted server at home and is a passion project with a focus on geopolitics and diplomacy. Join our community and enjoy a server with light rules but a vibrant playerbase.

Version: 1.20+ for Java and Bedrock

Features

Core Protect	Hacking and griefers are handled efficiently with this plugin
Towny	Create nations and towns in this Geopol server
Movecraft	Build trains, planes, cars, etc with this vanilla plugin
No chat report	Communicate hassle-free with other players
Responsible staff	Our council ensures a fair and enjoyable experience
No Pay to Win	Donations only provide access to for-fun features
Voice chat	Optional proximity voice chat for interactive gameplay

Join the discord to get whitelisted and start your adventure on TownThrive!

FAQ

1. How do I join TownThrive?

Join our Discord server and get whitelisted to start playing on TownThrive.

2. Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and Wars are allowed on TownThrive to create an interesting environment.

3. How many players are typically online?

We have an active playerbase with a low of 15 and a high of 40 players online at any given time.

4. Are there specific rules on the server?

We have light rules on TownThrive, focusing on creating an enjoyable and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	40

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Items Found:	5148
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	9931	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	188	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3821
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	980663	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

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2. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

4. Are there any in-game communication features?

5. Can players participate in server decisions?

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TownThrive Minecraft Server

Features

FAQ

1. How do I join TownThrive?

2. Is PvP allowed on the server?

3. How many players are typically online?

4. Are there specific rules on the server?

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Animals Bred:	57

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8620
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	943980	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1