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MissileMadnessMC

aggression, Conflict, current events, Defense, escalation, international relations, Invasion, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, MissileMadnessMC, News, Politics, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, Tension, threat, US, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

lmao u gotta join our Minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than Iran vs Israel and Israel vs Lebanon combined 😂 like, we got creepers exploding everywhere and zombies trying to take over the world 🧟‍♂️ plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be blinging like a boss 💎 join us now and let’s show those countries how real wars are fought in the virtual world 🎮 #minecraftforlife #creeperexplosionparty

UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!

aggressors, Attack, Behavior, BUILD, celebration, Country, Cultural, cultural unity, derogatory posts, ENGAGEMENT, Fight, Major, national, national unity, online engagement, Posts, social media, social media behavior, study, unite, Unity, UnityCraft, Wartime

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2368	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where we fight off evil mobs like they are aggressors in a war! we celebrate national unity by building giant monuments and cultural landmarks that will make you go “woah dude, that’s epic!” come join us and be part of the most engaging online community where we spread positivity and love like a creeper explosion of happiness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, Girls, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Only, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e946.vanillaboxmc.ru

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, BROKEN, cant post, error message, forum, forum bug, help needed, Minecraft, posting issue, Server, technical issue, Troubleshooting, website problem

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Votes:	6444
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

2021, 40k EOY, comedy, Down-tober, end of year, Entertainment, forecast, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, October, prediction, satire, smp, social media, trending, uptober, viral

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

ManCaveCraft

adulting, childish behavior, Development, emotional intelligence, growing up, immaturity, man child, ManCaveCraft, Maturity, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-realization

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

2022, chancellor, Communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, first contact, foreign affairs, germany, international relations, Minecraft, official conversation, phone call, political leaders, president, putin, PutinCalls2022, russia, Scholz, Server, summit, world leaders

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Potions Brewed:	88	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

MissileMayhemCraft

Attack, ballistic missile, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, IMMINENT, intelligence, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, national security, Preparation, Tension, threat, Warning, wh, White House

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Items Found:	5479

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

Crafty Queer Haven

advocacy, Ban, Conversion Therapy, Crafty, depression, Gender Identity, harmful effects, harmful ideologies, harmful practices, Haven, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, mental health, mental health consequences, Mental Health Treatment, policies, ptsd, queer, research, sexual orientation, suicidality, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7431	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Buildings Constructed:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	149

so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

Anime, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, humor, Humour, internet culture, jokes, laughs, Laughter, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, VT, vt humor, vt memes, Vtuber, vtuber humor, vtuber jokes, vtuber memes

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mines Excavated:	1253
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.