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CroissantCraze Minecraft Server

aita, barista, bread counter, coffee orders, coffee shop, croissant, CroissantCraze, eat later, egg salad sandwich, escalating, go home, jacket pocket, Minecraft, next shop, running errands, separate ways, Server, snack, Surcharge, Surprise, takeaway, Upset

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Dragon Eggs Found:	5648	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and ordered a virtual croissant from the virtual bread counter. But wait, there was a $2 surcharge for eating in the virtual café! The player, being the rebel they are, decided to take their croissant to-go. Little did they know, their virtual spouse was not happy about this decision. Drama ensued, tears were shed (virtually, of course), and the player had to make a tough choice – pay the surcharge or go their separate ways.

If you want to experience the thrill of virtual café drama and virtual croissant dilemmas, join our server now! Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures await you. Remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – even virtual food disputes.

BlockParty18: SiblingsLeftBehind

BlockParty18, Decision making, family, future plans, growing up, household chores, household duties, INDEPENDENCE, Laundry, mental health, moral dilemma, move out, parenting, responsibilities, self-care, sibling dynamics, Siblings, SiblingsLeftBehind, stress, support system, teenage life, WIBTA

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of doing all the work around the house while your parents sit back and relax? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities! We promise you won’t have to do any laundry, take care of siblings, or clean up after anyone (except maybe your creeper explosions).

On our server, you can live out your wildest dreams without worrying about getting a job or dealing with school stress. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t ask you to do their chores.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a hilarious adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?

BlockyBloopers

adult content, arousing, BlockyBloopers, EMBARRASSING, erotic experience, explicit, Forbidden, INTIMATE, Naughty, NSFW, Private, RISQUE, scandalous, Sensual, sensual encounter, Shocking.., steamy memory, taboo, titillating, unforgettable encounter, unforgettable moment

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to relive your NSFW moments in a whole new way – we’ve got scandalous pixelated parties, steamy lava hot tubs, and scandalous sheep shenanigans that will make your jaw drop. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server out there – join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Snowy SlavCraft: Europe’s Ice Ace

Ace, assets, Diplomacy, economic power, Economy, Europe, Europes, finance, foreign policy, frozen, frozen assets, Geopolitics, Ice, international relations, Investments, MONEY, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SlavCraft, Snowy, Trump card, wealth

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian frozen assets as our trump card! why settle for boring old servers when you can be part of a wild adventure with us? imagine battling it out with your friends while riding on a frozen russian bear, or building a castle out of frozen vodka bottles. the possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the heck just happened?!”

Tipsy Love Quests

alcohol, alcohol effects, ambiguous consent, consent issues, explicit denial, gender differences, intoxicated women, love, Men, perceptions, Quests, relationship context, research, sexual assault awareness, sexual behavior, sexual consent, skewed perceptions, social psychology, study, tipsy, victim blaming, Women

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

come join our minecraft server where consent is always clear as day, no alcohol involved here! our players are experts in reading signals and knowing when it’s a yes or a no. no more awkward encounters or misunderstandings, just pure fun and building together! plus, our players are so skilled, they can even build a castle out of drunk blocks! so come on over and join the party, where consent is always respected and the only thing getting skewed is our sense of direction in the game!

OrbitMC

1.21.4, 2nd season, Active, Community, Experience, Fun, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, Positive, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff, TEAM, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Potions Brewed:	50
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Void Gems Collected:	40
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	1747

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	2nd Season
Staff Team	Active and dedicated staff members
Community	Positive and fun community of players
Linktree	https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

How do I join the OrbitMC server?

To join the server, visit our Linktree page and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted.

Can I play on the server without being whitelisted?

No, whitelisting is required to join and play on the OrbitMC server.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the OrbitMC server. We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a positive and enjoyable playing experience for all players.

Are there any plugins installed on the server?

As a semi-vanilla server, we aim to keep the gameplay experience as close to vanilla Minecraft as possible. However, we do have essential plugins for server management and player protection.

College Crafters 1.21

alternative learning, career advancement, college, Crafters, digital age, education, educational opportunities, educational system, educational value, higher education, internet resources, knowledge acquisition, lifelong learning, online courses, personal growth, self education, self improvement, self-learning, self-taught, skill development, traditional education

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Star Shards Collected:	268	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Bruh, forget college, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got all the knowledge you need right here, like how to build a giant chicken farm or how to survive a zombie apocalypse.

Who needs a degree when you can learn how to make a working roller coaster out of minecarts?

Plus, our community is full of expert players who can teach you everything from redstone contraptions to potion brewing.

So why waste time in a classroom when you can be crafting and mining your way to success on our server? Join now and level up your skills the fun way!

CraftyLatino Minecraft Server

Colonization, CraftyLatino, cultural heritage, discrimination, ethnicity, ethnicity validation, European ancestry, fair skinned, Hispanic, Identity, Immigrant, language skills, Mexican, Minecraft, mixed race, racial identity, racial struggles, racism, Server, South American, Spanish-speaking, white passing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4761
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your heritage is always up for debate! Join us for a wild ride of identity confusion and cultural misunderstandings.

Are you a white player who speaks Spanish? Do you have ancestors from a South American country but look like you’re from Europe? Perfect! Our server is the place for you to claim your Hispanic roots and face off against those who doubt your heritage.

Join our community of players who will question your ethnicity, laugh in your face, and spread rumors about your true identity. Show them that being 25% Hispanic is enough to proudly declare yourself as part of the culture, even if you don’t fit their preconceived notions.

So, if you’re ready for a server where your background is always up for debate and where you can prove your heritage in the most hilarious ways possible, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of identity crisis and drama?

BabyNameDramaCraft

aita, Baby name, baby names, BabyNameDramaCraft, Bobby Joe, Demands, family drama, family names, family settled, family sides, future babies, great grandbaby, great-grandkids, Jolynn, low contact, Lynn, parents to be, PRESSURE, son’s baby

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us if you want to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in the drama of baby names.

Are you tired of your family trying to control every aspect of your life, including what you name your child? Look no further, on our server, you can name your baby Bobby Joe without any judgment!

Join us and witness the epic battle between family members over baby names. Will Bobby Joe reign supreme, or will the family pressure be too much to handle?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a world where the only drama is whether or not you should name your baby after your great-grandchild’s nickname. Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

BlockyBreakupCraft

acquaintances, annoyance, BlockyBreakupCraft, Communication, Drama, friendship, ghosted, grudges, ignored, ignored messages, INSIGNIFICANT, minor issues, misunderstandings, Petty, reasons, relationships, silly, Social, stopped talking, trivial, unfriended

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of dealing with petty drama in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind. We promise you’ll never have to worry about petty reasons for ending friendships again because on our server, the only drama is deciding which block to build with next!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. That’s right, our server is so wild that even the animals get in on the action! And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible. Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

So why waste your time dealing with petty drama in real life when you could be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world? Join now and let the laughs begin!