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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9261 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Animals Bred: | 122 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.