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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 2941 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 3133 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, of course!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Cuntree of Doom, where players can test their skills against fearsome creatures like the dreaded Creeper King and the elusive Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a spare pair of diamond pants.