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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 828 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
so, like, imagine if you were on this server, right? and you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle or whatever, and then all of a sudden you get attacked by a gang of evil chickens with swords! like, what even is that, bro? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a giant flying pig to escape those pesky poultry.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s lit, fam.
and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to the nether and challenge the devil himself to a game of rock-paper-scissors. spoiler alert: he always picks rock.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience all the craziness for yourself. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.
