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Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

#Kongming, 1.20.2, chumps, enemies, glaze, Glazing.., good guy, hypocritical, liu bei, Lost, machiavellian, Manga, Shu, Trick, VOICE, 万歳, 司馬晉

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

Web Design Fanatic Minecraft SMP

clean design, creative design., design, design elements, design inspiration, design trends, digital design, Fanatic, Graphic design, Minecraft, minimalist design, modern design, responsive design, rounded edges, sleek design, smp, ui design, user experience, user-friendly design, visual appeal, web, web design, web development, website aesthetics, website layout

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring, square-shaped Minecraft worlds? Do you crave the thrill of rounded edges and curves in your virtual adventures? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is rounded, from the trees to the buildings to even the creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the shape of a giant donut somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of Donut King? Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon the elusive Round Table, where only the most circular players are allowed to sit.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where everything is rounded and the possibilities are endless. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your love for all things curved!

Dad’s Wedding No-Show Minecraft Server

aita, Dads, Divorce, Divorced, father’s wedding, Lazy, low effort, Marriage, Minecraft, new girlfriend, NoShow, not attending, Resentment, Sadness, Server, single mother, spectacle, superficial, Support, Unhappy, Wedding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world drama with some blocky adventures!

We understand the struggle of dealing with a parent’s questionable life choices, so come join us and build your way to a happier place. Our server is filled with players who know the pain of family gatherings and awkward conversations, so you’ll fit right in!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special quest to build a virtual wedding for your father and his girlfriend. Who knows, maybe in this alternate Minecraft universe, they’ll actually find true love! So come on, join us and let’s turn family drama into blocky fun!

NoMILNoMCGranny

anger, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Controlling, family dynamics, flu season, Grandchild, guilt trips, hand washing, Kissing, mother-in-law, new mom, NoMILNoMCGranny, overprotective, overreacting, pandemic, parenting, relationships, Respect, Trust, vaccination

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Votes:	6826	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Emeralds Found:	5233	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boundaries very seriously! Just like this protective mom who won’t let anyone kiss her baby without permission, we have strict rules in place to keep our virtual world safe and fun.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rule-breakers like this rebellious mother-in-law who just can’t resist smooching babies. Our community is filled with players who respect boundaries and understand the importance of following the rules.

Don’t let guilt trips from family members stop you from joining our server. Take a stand, like this mom did, and show everyone that you mean business when it comes to enforcing boundaries.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories and outrageous moments. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual MIL who just can’t resist breaking the rules!

CraftySocialCraft

alternative social media, CraftySocialCraft, disappearing social media, future of social media, life without social media, post-social media world, social media alternatives, social media alternatives 2021, social media alternatives 2022, social media alternatives list, social media backup, social media backup plan, social media contingency plan, social media demise, social media disappearance, social media extinction, social media options, social media replacement, social media stand-ins, social media substitutes, social media successors

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Imagine a world where social media disappears overnight. Scary, right? But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual social experience like no other, where you can build friendships, explore new worlds, and even slay dragons together. Who needs Instagram when you can show off your epic builds to a community of fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors. So if you want to be prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, you better join us now! Who needs Facebook when you can have a creeper as a friend?

TikTokCraft: No Russian Influence

Censorship, content moderation, digital influence, digital platforms, digital security, Disinformation, foreign interference, influence, influence operations, information warfare, media manipulation, Misinformation, online content, Online platforms, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, social-networking, tech companies, tiktok, Tiktokcraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	319

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got creepers that dance to tiktok songs and zombies that do the renegade. it’s like a party in the nether, dude.

u know why u should join? cuz we once had this epic battle between herobrine and a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. it was, like, the most epic thing ever. herobrine was all like “boo” and the llamas were all like “nah, we cool, bro.”

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that can do the floss dance. yeah, that’s right, a flossing pig. what more could u ask for, amirite?

so, like, join now and be part of the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server ever. u won’t regret it, bro.

Crumbcraft: The Wonky, Wacky, Wild Server! Mods, Java, and a sprinkle of Forge 1.18.2!

1.18.2, agriculture, Architecture, botania, Chill, Community, Construct, Crumbcraft, Custom, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Forge, Fun, java, Join, Lore, Modded, Mods, mystical, Origins, Server, sprinkle, Support, tinker, Wacky, Wild, wonky

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	New Chunks Explored:	228054
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Animals Bred:	196
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Server Name	Crumbcraft
Server Type	Modded Minecraft
Version	1.18.2 Java Forge
Main Mods	Tinkers Construct, Botania, Mystical Agriculture
Custom Origins	Yes, through datapacks
Age Limit	15+
Availability	24/7
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join Crumbcraft, simply connect using the IP address provided in the server information or via our Discord server.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

3. Can I use custom mods on the server?

While we support custom origins through datapacks, we do not allow additional mods that are not approved by the server administrators. This is to maintain server stability and fairness for all players.

4. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, we host events and activities for our community to participate in regularly. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements and updates on upcoming events.

5. How can I get support if I encounter any issues on the server?

If you have any technical issues or require assistance while playing on the server, you can reach out to our server moderators or administrators through our Discord server. They will be happy to help resolve any problems you may encounter.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anime, Bleak, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, Disturbing, Gore, grim, Grotesque, Gruesome, hopeless, Horror, Macabre, Minecraft, Morbid, PALS, PIXEL, Server, shitty, tragic, Twisted, unsettling, violent

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP

6ft3, abominable, age, bongland, bongland bf, Boy, Boyfriend, DEGEN, diapers, dirty diapers, egotistical, fell asleep, HXH, lucario, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, Mystery of Mew, open-minded, rewatch, skele build, smp, Thin, Trans, uk, Vile

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we manifest bongland bfs who watch HxH and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew with us while swapping dirty diapers!

Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Momma’s MineCraft Server

Alimony, Blaming, child support, collateral damage, college degree, Divorce, emotional conversation, emotional trauma, family relationships, fight with father, financial hardship, generational wealth, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mommas, poor upbringing, pride, processing emotions, Server, sibling dynamics, Struggling, working multiple jobs

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Alien Abductions:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Potions Brewed:	31
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some virtual fun and chaos that will make your family drama seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, just like the OP’s family. From generational wealth to struggling to make rent, our server is a melting pot of experiences. And just like the OP’s mom, our players have their fair share of pride and stubbornness.

But don’t worry, we promise not to make you work three jobs just to survive on our server. Instead, you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content. And if you ever need to share your truth like the OP did, we’ve got a supportive community ready to listen (and maybe shed a tear or two).

So come join us on our server, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real! Who needs alimony and child support when you’ve got diamonds and creepers to worry about?

Auntie’s Minecraft Madness

adhd, Aunties, big changes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stability, extended family, family dynamics, Friends, Grief, grief process, Guilt, job stability, madness, mental health, Minecraft, Moving, nuclear family stability, panic disorder, Resentment, Routine, social-emotional struggles, Support

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	284653
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some epic family drama that will make your gameplay more exciting than ever!

Witness the intense guilt trip of a husband who feels responsible for his aunt’s demise, blaming his wife for the family rift. Will he choose his job or his family’s demands? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of a stay-at-home mom navigating her daughter’s social-emotional struggles while dealing with in-laws who want them to move across the country. Will she stand her ground or give in to the pressure?

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, guilt trips, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs monsters and zombies when you have in-laws and siblings to battle with? Don’t miss out on the ultimate Minecraft soap opera experience!