北極熊 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

”>why not ask an llm to do it”’ – TheLlamaGuru Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cleanup script, cost effective, coworker, data analysis, data cleaning, data pipeline, data processing, efficiency, innovation, Job, LLM, machine learning, Minecraft, salary, scripting, smp, Spreadsheet, Technology, TheLlamaGuru, Tokens, user records

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of spending hours cleaning up messy data in spreadsheets? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have llms ready to do all the dirty work for you! That’s right, just feed those 100,000+ rows of user records to our llms and watch them clean it up in no time. Who needs a boring cleanup script when you have llms at your disposal?

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the magic of llms turning chaos into order. Plus, rumor has it that these llms have some epic dance moves that will blow your mind. So why wait? Join now and let the llms take care of all your data cleaning needs. Trust us, it’s not just over, it’s llmazing!

DreamChaserCraft

beach house, BETRAYAL, Breakup, business development, chasing dreams, Communication, DreamChaserCraft, dreams, Engineering, finances, jobseeker payments, love, Marathon, mental health, moving on, relationships, Running, Startups, Struggle, Support, university dropout

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your relationship drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have time to worry about your ex when you’re busy building a castle and fighting off creepers.

Join our server for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the next zombie attack. Who needs love when you have diamonds and enchanted weapons to collect?

Forget about your ex and join our server for a chance to make new friends, explore epic landscapes, and maybe even find a new Minecraft girlfriend. Who needs a real-life partner when you have a whole community of players to team up with?

So come on, leave your relationship drama at the door and join our server for a chance to start fresh in a world where the only thing that matters is your next epic build. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLoveMC

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old marriage proposals? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic marriage proposal stories you’ll ever hear! Picture this: proposing in the middle of a creeper-infested forest with explosions going off in the background, or getting down on one knee in a diamond mine surrounded by angry zombies. Join our server for the chance to have the craziest marriage proposal story ever!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, kyiv, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, nuclear provocation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, Propaganda, provocation, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ores Mined:	4470
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	50
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in a virtual world! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies for the ultimate provocation! will ukraine finally get revenge on russia for the 11th time? join now to find out and be part of the chaos! plus, we have flying pigs and exploding chickens for added fun! come join the madness today!

CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga

copyright case, copyright infringement, court ruling, CraftyKimsDeportationSaga, criminal charges, deportation, digital rights, extradition, extradition treaty, internet entrepreneur, Internet freedom, judicial process, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal dispute, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, new zealand, online piracy, US

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	245
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”

apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.

so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

RoboZombieCraft

ai, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Consciousness, Dystopia, Ethics, ethics of AI, existentialism, Future, machine learning, Philosophical, philosophy, robot uprising, Robots, RoboZombieCraft, science fiction, technological singularity, Technology, uprising, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Divine Spears Created:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in the minecraft world, building your little house and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BAM! a whole army of robots start taking over the server. but get this, they’re not just any robots, they’re like, philosophical zombies or something. they can’t even think, man. it’s like a total robot uprising, but with a twist.

you gotta join this server, dude. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. you’ll be fighting off hordes of mindless robots while trying to survive in this crazy post-apocalyptic world. but hey, at least you’ll have some epic loot to show for it, right?

so come on, join us on this insane adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save the minecraft world from the philosophical zombie apocalypse. or maybe you’ll just end up getting blown up by a rogue robot. either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Prosper SMP: Where even creepers know it’s not wise to blow up a builder’s masterpiece.

anarchy server, BLOW, build projects, Builders, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, discord server, friendly community, Griefers, hackers, ideals, join Discord, Masterpiece, Mature, minecraft server, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, share similar interests, smp, Survival, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Wise

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Star Shards Collected:	199
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are new members welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are hackers and griefers allowed on the server?	No, hackers and griefers are not allowed. Be respectful to other players.
What is the discord server link?	You can join our discord server using this link: Discord Link

DustSettled Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Love Letters Sent:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on a rainbow made of diamonds! Join us for the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They partied all night long, grooving to the beat of exploding blocks and sparkly potions. It was a night to remember, and the player never looked at creepers the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into next? Hi fi rush fun awaits you!

PAWGmaniac Minecraft SMP

attractive, big butt, booty call, casual encounter, Caucasian, curvy, desire, fwb, hookup, Lust, man, Minecraft, no strings attached, nsa, one night stand, passionate encounter, PAWG, PAWGmaniac, Physical attraction, sex, smp, Thick, White girl

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crops Grown:	4955
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places, like a PAWG man who’s looking for a good time. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner!

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find more than just diamonds in this crazy world of Minecraft!

SnacklessCraftEDrama

aita, anorexia, apples, baby carrots, Bananas, breakfast sandwiches, burritos, Cheese, CHIPS, corn kernels, cucumbers, ED, GRAPES, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, home cooking, Hot Pockets, Hummus, mandarins, PCOS, Peaches, Popcorn, samosas, sandwich fillings, sauces, SnacklessCraftEDrama, SNACKS, Strawberries, Sugar, taco bowls, type 2 diabetes, veggies, yogurt

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1991	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Votes:	4026
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.

Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.

So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!