New Minecraft Servers 2025

刑務所 Minecraft Servers

刑務所 Minecraft Servers

  • UglyButHotMC

    UglyButHotMC
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 412
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mines Excavated: 1607
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the quirky, unconventional players out there!

    Join us if you’re into pixelated pigs with mustaches, cows wearing top hats, and chickens that can breakdance better than any player. Our server is like a wild circus of blocky creatures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    And if you’re looking for love, you might just find it here! Who needs conventionally attractive players when you can find true love with a player who looks like a cross between a zombie and a creeper? Trust us, it’s a match made in Minecraft heaven.

    So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling head over heels for someone you never thought you’d be attracted to. It’s a whole new world of possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ConcreteDogNapParty

    ConcreteDogNapParty
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 592
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Farms Harvested: 815
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 444 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can be a DOG and flop down on hard concrete for a nap anytime u want. then u wake up and u r ready to party like a rockstar. who needs beds when u can sleep on concrete like a boss? come join us and experience the ultimate doggy lifestyle in minecraft. woof woof!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBusters Minecraft Server

    BlockBusters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 482
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Crops Grown: 8525 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Enchantments Applied: 269
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any sissification or fag shit! Our server is filled with epic builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love tiddies and ass just as much as the next guy (or gal)!

    Join us for a wild adventure where men just fuck women and that’s what they want – in the game, of course! Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures, battle epic monsters, and build the most amazing structures you can imagine.

    So why settle for boring porn forums when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of fun and excitement? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around – join us today and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Milked30Fame

    Milked30Fame
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 2122
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 190 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 291 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3562 Villages Defended: 19
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and become part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn point too many times).

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, ready to party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by creepers who just want to show off their killer dance moves. The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is the only currency that matters.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Olympics,” where pigs compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized swimming and piggyback races. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive “Chickenzilla,” a giant chicken who roams the server causing mayhem wherever it goes.

    So why wait? Join us today and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: who’s managed to milk the most out of what should’ve been a 30-minute fame moment?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VaxCraft Gut Squad

    VaxCraft Gut Squad
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 8108
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wonder how ur gut bacteria can, like, affect how well u respond to vaccines? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we take that shiz super seriously! join us and u’ll be transported to a world where ur gut microbiota is the key to unlocking epic powers and abilities!

    imagine this: u eat a virtual sandwich in the game and suddenly u become immune to all damage for 10 minutes! or maybe u drink a virtual smoothie and ur speed is boosted by 200%! it’s like magic, but with bacteria!

    we’ve got scientists and doctors in the game who will guide u on how to optimize ur gut health for maximum vaccine response. they’ll teach u which virtual foods to eat, which potions to brew, and which mobs to fight to level up ur gut microbiota game.

    so, if u wanna be the ultimate vaccine warrior in minecraft, join us on this server and let’s get those gut bacteria working for u! trust us, ur immune system will thank u later.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WakedSMP

    WakedSMP
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 8166
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 216 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1698 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Zombie Dances: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Most Fun SMP to Play with Friends! (Includes Lifesteal) Looking for the perfect Minecraft SMP to enjoy with your friends? Look no further! Our server has everything you need for an awesome time:

    Great Gameplay: Join an active, friendly community where there’s always something fun happening. Whether you’re exploring new places, fighting off mobs, or building amazing structures, you’ll never get bored.

    Keyalls: Enjoy regular keyalls where everyone on the server gets crate keys at the same time. It’s a fantastic way to keep everyone engaged and rewarded.

    Team Up: Work together with friends and teammates to achieve your goals. Form alliances, build epic bases, and strategize to become the top group on the server.

    Get Rich: Trade, mine, and craft your way to wealth. Build your fortune and become a dominant force on the server.

    Join us for the most fun and exciting SMP experience around. With a great community, tons of features, and endless possibilities, you’ll never want to leave!

    wakedsmp.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Get ready for chaos in “Termina – Towny Wartime” where battles rage and towns crumble, crossplay included!

    Get ready for chaos in “Termina – Towny Wartime” where battles rage and towns crumble, crossplay included!
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 1827
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview – TerminaMC.com

    IP TerminaMC.com
    Discord discord.gg/Termina
    Bedrock 19132
    Java 25565


    Play Your Way: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action or enjoy a passive SMP – you can choose the gameplay that suits you!

    Town War: Own a town? Declare war on your enemies, raid their loot, and defend your own during Wartime!

    Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom.

    NO Pay-to-Win: Fair play environment where you can rank up and unlock perks without spending money.

    All About Community: Join our growing community where towns clash during Wartime.


    Community Discord: discord.gg/Termina

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Simply enter the IP terminamc.com in your Minecraft client and start playing!
    Q: What is Towny War? A: Towny War allows town owners to declare war on other towns, raid their loot, and defend their own town during Wartime.
    Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server? A: No, we believe in fair play and provide a balanced gameplay experience without pay-to-win elements.
    Q: How can I earn perks and rank up on the server? A: By simply enjoying the server and participating in gameplay, you can earn what you need to unlock perks like Silk Touch Spawners.
    Q: How can I get more involved in the community? A: Join our Discord server at discord.gg/Termina to connect with other players, ask questions, and participate in events!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyNorthAmerica – Minecraft server

    CraftyNorthAmerica – Minecraft server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 9020
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendlier than your neighbors and the diamonds shine brighter than your future! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build a castle taller than Mount Everest and ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes.

    Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it he once built a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the Nether and back! And don’t even get us started on the time a player tamed a dragon and used it to roast marshmallows for a campfire party.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons bust a move to funky tunes all night long. Plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter wherever they go.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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