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PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP

anger, controversial, Expression, first, Frustration, funny, Hear, image, internet, long tail, meme, Meme culture, Mind, Minecraft, phrase, punchable face, PunchablePixel, reaction, smp, social media, Tag, violence, viral

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	89

Imagine a world where you can actually punch those annoying faces in Minecraft! Join our SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on those blocky bullies. We have a special plugin that turns every player’s face into a giant punching bag, so you can literally punch them into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that if you punch someone hard enough, diamonds will come flying out of their face! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and start punching your way to riches!

BlockParty101

BlockParty101, party behavior, party conduct, party courtesy, party culture, party customs, party decorum, party dos and don’ts, party etiquette, party expectations, party guidelines, party manners, party norms, party protocol, party rules, party tips, party traditions, partying, social etiquette, unwritten rules

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7814	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Ores Mined:	980
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring old parties where the only thing you can do is dance and eat chips? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate party destination!

Join us and experience parties like never before, where the only rule is to have fun! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Done. Feel like building a giant cake that shoots fireworks? Go for it.

Our server is the wildest party in town, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. So come on in and join the craziest party of your life!

Minecraft IQ Booze Club

abstaining, alcohol consumption, Behavior, booze, club, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., correlation, educational attainment, heavy drinkers, high school, intelligence, iq, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, moderate drinkers, participants, Predictive.., research, social factors, study, substance abuse

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8036	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

BashyBashy

Bedwars, Minecraft Gaming Minigames Java Anticheat Discord Community Multiplayer Creative Survival PvP Adventure Mods Redstone Building Exploration Farming Crafting Roleplaying Competitions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Dragon Eggs Found:	2747
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Dragons Tamed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Void Gems Collected:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	49

Minigame server with bedwars etc. Non-toxic! Java 1.8-latest. Noob-friendly. Zero tolerance of hackers. 🙂

Join our discord for updates. https://discord.gg/wdHCbNubXb

We have: – A good anticheat! Non-toxic ethos! – Unique fun game modes! – Noob-friendly! – Karma system!

Game modes inc. Bedwars, Assault Course, Full Iron Armour, Icewars.

Looking forward to meeting you in game at bashybashy!

play.bashybashy.com:25577

Sugar Life Minecraft Server

Anime, Dark, Disturbing, Drama, emotional, happy sugar life, Horror, INTENSE, Life, love, Minecraft, Mystery, Obsession, Psychological, Recommendation, relationships, Server, SIMILAR, Sugar, Suspense, taboo, Thriller, trouble finding, Twisted

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	152	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26

Looking for an anime similar to Happy Sugar Life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Happy Sugar Life on steroids!

Join our server for a twisted and thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your block. Build your own creepy anime-inspired world filled with yandere characters and dark secrets.

But be warned, just like in Happy Sugar Life, trust no one and always watch your back. You never know when someone might turn on you in the most unexpected way.

So come join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your taste in anime. Just remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.

TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Vtuber Ventures and Startup Shenanigans

#youtube, advice, aspies, Aspiring, Audience, Brave Group, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, helpful resources, hololive en, Kdenlive, Minecraft, nijisanji en, online privacy, Premiere, Shenanigans, smp, Startup, Startups, streaming, trasph, trolling techniques, twitch, vegas pro, Ventures, Video editing, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Vtuber Gang, where we give and receive advice on all things Vtubing. Need help deciding between streaming on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered. Plus, we have exclusive auditions for Hololive EN and Nijisanji EN – who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber sensation!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no boring video editors allowed” policy. Only the most outrageous editors like DaVinci Resolve and CapCut are welcome here. Oh, and did we mention our resident troll expert who will teach you how to combat common trolling techniques in the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just discover your inner Vtuber superstar while battling zombies and building epic structures. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

accident, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, ClumsyCraft, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hurt, IDIOTIC, Injuries, injury, injury prone, injury story, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, ridiculous accident, self-inflicted, silly, smp, stupid

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

MineCraftMystery: God’s Plan

BELIEF, cosmic purpose, Creation, destiny, divine plan, eternal question, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Gods, Higher power, Humanity, meaning of life, MinecraftMystery, philosophy, Plan, purpose, Religion, Spiritual Journey, spirituality, theology, ultimate truth

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered why God created us? Well, on our server, you’ll finally get the answers you’ve been looking for! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to uncover the ultimate reason for our existence in the wacky world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies within our server. Yes, you heard that right – unlimited diamonds! So come on over and start mining like there’s no tomorrow.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join us and pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King for a chance to become his royal advisor (or maybe just his personal egg collector).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just discover the meaning of life while building a giant chicken coop.

Crafty Dyslexic Gamers

cognitive diversity, cognitive strengths, Crafty, disability, Diversity, dyscalculia, dyslexia, dyslexic, Empathy, Gamers, gender, hidden talents, Inclusivity, learning differences, neurodiversity, perceptions, positive impacts, Race, reduced bias, societal perceptions, Strengths, Understanding, Unique abilities

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Towns Built:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we celebrate all da unique brains out dere! if u got dyslexia or dyscalculia, dis da place for u! we don’t judge based on ur disability, race, or gender. we embrace all da quirks and strengths dat come with it!

imagine a world where ur differences are celebrated, where u can be ur true self without fear of judgment. our community is all about inclusivity and positivity, so come join us and let ur unique light shine bright in our pixelated world!

plus, rumor has it dat our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. u never know what kind of crazy antics u might encounter while exploring our virtual world!

so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the magic of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows, u might just discover dat ur differences are actually ur superpowers in disguise!

PokeTech Survival

1.16.5, Adventure, auction house, BADGES, Battle Towers, Economy, FTB, ftb teams, Land Claims, Markets, Minecolonies, Pixelmon, pixelmon server, pixelmon survival, Player Shops, Pokemon battles, PvE, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shiny pokemon, Survival, TCG card game, Tournaments, Trainers

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12

The newest 1.16.5 Pixelmon survival server. We opened on 09/01/24 and have a strong player base already. We are always looking for new trainers to join the adventure, and fun. We offer tons of quests, economy, players shops and markets, tournaments, TCG card game, Auction House, Battle Towers with 80 badges, Ranks, FTB Teams, Land Claims, Free Random Shiny for joining! We also feature MineColonies! Come play with us, we’ll see you there!

PokeTech.serverminer.com:27543