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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 6538 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 108 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Votes: | 3493 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
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