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Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crops Grown:	7175

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

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“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., application, awkward, banter, club, cream, discord server, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Join, Minecarts now run 4x faster, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, stay, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Potions Brewed:	31
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Towns Built:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

BlockyWorldChanger

10. Mind-altering, 11. Paradigm shift, 12. Unexpected truth, 13. Unsee, 14. New perspective, 15. Unveil reality, 16. Shocking revelation, 17. Altered perception, 18. Uncover truth, 19. Changed outlook, 2. Life lessons, 20. Unexpected knowledge., 3. Perspective shift, 4. Knowledge, 5. Worldview, 6. Eye-opening, 7. Unlearn, 8. Ignorance is bliss, 9. Life-changing, BlockyWorldChanger, regret

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7102	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2811	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	578	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Divine Spears Created:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

aggression, Alliance, Arctic, arctic circle, ArcticCraftWar, cold war, Conflict, Defense, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military readiness, nato, preparedness, russia, SECURITY, strategy, territorial disputes, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!