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The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	126
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP where you can battle it out with other players in epic dance battles instead of PvP!

Worship your favorite kpop idols by building shrines in their honor and sacrificing creepers in their name. Want to join a faction? How about joining Team BTS and raiding the base of Team Blackpink for stealing your diamond armor?

But be warned, the server owner is a crazed kpop stan who will ban you if you dare to insult their bias. So come join us for a wild ride of kpop madness and Minecraft shenanigans!

Crafty Lesbians Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magic Items Found:	3035
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet the butch lesbian girlfriend of your dreams. Our server is filled with tough, leather jacket-wearing ladies with greasy hair and a few scars to show for their wild adventures. Who knew finding love could be as easy as logging into a Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your perfect match and embark on epic virtual adventures together. Join now and start swiping right on those tough, yet tender-hearted butch lesbians!

Regret to Inform You Kross is Based Now – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3867	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player RealKILLERkross, who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of him riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Stormy Hollow

3D armor, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Experience, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, Join, Magic, Minecrafters, Quests, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Skills, smp, Spells, Stormy Hollow, Storyline, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Stormy Hollow is a magical survival experience with over 200+ spells to unlock and choose from! We are a friendly, non-grief survival SMP community with magic! We also have dungeons, a storyline, quests, jobs, skills, custom 3D armor sets, and SO much more! The goal of Stormy Hollow is to offer a safe, inclusive, and unique experience for all Minecrafters to enjoy! We cannot wait for you to join us!

IP Address: play.stormyhollow.net Discord: discord.gg/stormyhollow

Join on Bedrock: IP: play.stormyhollow.net Port: 19131

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Survived the Manga Ending Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of blocks and mobs!

Join us if you want to survive the apocalypse with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. We promise you’ll have a blast fighting off hordes of zombies and creepers while trying to build a shelter out of dirt and cobblestone.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jiu-jitsu. Join their ranks and learn how to kick butt with nothing but your hooves and a bad attitude.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava? Who needs diamond armor when you’ve got sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, at least you survived the manga ending.

TV Show Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	New Chunks Explored:	373729
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and was granted the ability to fly on a giant potato.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server

#editorial, Bezos, controversy, corporate, crazy, criticism, Editors, influence, institutionalized bias, jeff bezos, Journalism, journalism ethics, journalism standards, Media, Media bias, Media Ownership, Minecraft, News, opinion, ownership, Server, WAPO, Washington Post

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the editors are all serious and stuffy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the editors are absolutely batshit crazy! They’re losing their minds because Bezos won’t maintain their institutionalized bias. Join us for a wild ride of wacky shenanigans and absurd drama. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Invest Minecraft SMP Advice

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who love to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows at your command.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see just how much fun and craziness you can have while playing Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ores Mined:	4937	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

Board People Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3196
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).