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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3400 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 54 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off of cliffs, building giant statues of potatoes, and engaging in epic battles with chickens armed with diamond swords.
Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a cow who is convinced he’s a secret agent.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the rarest resource of all – unlimited amounts of cake! So come on over and join the fun, because why does this image make you niggers so mad? It’s all just part of the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP!