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Blocky Adventures: Crafting Your Way Through Persona Problems

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9715	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Potions Brewed:	114
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Zombie Dances:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity! Join us if you want to see Hitler return in a non-fuhrer way, because apparently that’s the key to making the series normal again. And if Atlus doesn’t release Persona 2 on PC, we’ll make sure to show our outrage in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, if you’re a Hearts of Iron 4 player who’s sick of seeing anime profile pics everywhere, come join us and show off your 20th-century leader profile pic with pride. Trust us, this server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Bobber Buddies: The ‘/r9gay/ Fishing Edition’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Villages Defended:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that’s so fresh, it’ll make you question why you ever settled for stale bread in the first place! Join us and experience the joy of eating bread that’s so delicious, it’ll make you do a happy dance in your virtual blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bread King, who roams the land on a giant loaf of bread, spreading joy and gluten-free goodness wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can find him and offer him a slice of your finest bread, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because the Bread King has a mischievous sense of humor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a carb-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that bread could be so exciting?

RespawnRUs: Where Early Deaths Make for Better Shows!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	3480	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Votes:	5764
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our magical world. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature who farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, sorry, we can’t help you).

LOLcraft: Sassy Sampling Server

Artificial Intelligence, data analysis, data collection, data interpretation, data management, data processing, data science, data visualization, dpm, LolCraft, machine learning, Methods, Preference, research, sampling, Sassy, SD sampling methods, SDE Karras, Server, software, statistical analysis, Technology, update

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2514	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! We’ve got players using crazy sampling methods like SD, DPM, and SDE Karras – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong (but in a good way)! And don’t even get me started on our latest update – it’s so mind-blowing that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find a new favorite sampling method that will change your Minecraft game forever!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza: Where we mine for diamonds, not awkward questions about virginity!

age, awkward, bedrock, blocky, bonanza, cultural norms, diamonds, peer pressure, personal choices, questions, relationships, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual debut, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual initiation, sexual maturity, sexual norms, sexual practices, social stigma, societal expectations, Taboos, Traditions, VIRGINITY

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	299	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9751	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your village? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone loses their virtual virginity at the ripe old age of 10! That’s right, no more awkward conversations with your friends about why you’re still a Minecraft virgin. Join us and let loose your blocky inhibitions in a world where everyone is getting lucky!

Crafting Catastrophe: A Minecraft Server for Fallout Fanatics

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Emeralds Found:	9933
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Tired of wandering the post-apocalyptic wasteland alone? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new kind of chaos! Our world is filled with mutated creepers, radioactive cows, and even a few ghoul villagers looking to trade with you.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond power armor, battle it out in the Nether with our custom weapons and armor, and even team up with your friends to take down the dreaded Ender Dragon…who may or may not have been mutated by nuclear radiation.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a mutant radroach as your trusty steed, build a base inside a crashed UFO, and trade with a merchant who is actually a talking Deathclaw in a top hat? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Canine Carnage: Where Dogs Get More Action Than You

action, Animal Behavior, Animals, biology, canine, carnage, comparison, Competition, Crafty, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Evolution, funny, human women, humor, Instincts, Jealousy, mating, Nature, perspective, reality check, relationships, Reproduction, sex, social norms

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	396517	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those mutant chickens!

CraftyCreeperz: Where weak minds unite to conquer the Minecraft world!

Allies, Bigotry, Conquer, CraftyCreeperz, discrimination, dregs of society, Fags, harmful actions, harmful beliefs, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, ignorance, intolerance, Minds.., Minecraft, PAINFUL, Pandering, prejudice, self-validation, sense of accomplishment, shitty groups, toxic behavior, unite, validation, Weak, weak-minded, world

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Crops Grown:	2888
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weak-minded allies of fags and other crappy groups? Look no further! Join our server where only the strongest survive and the fakers are weeded out.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.

So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!

Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Star Shards Collected:	294
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!

Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5902	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Divine Spears Created:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!