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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6023 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
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