パイモン Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiftlessGamer Minecraft Server

Accommodation, all inclusive, celebration, donation link, dress codes, expensive wedding, Extravagant, financial status, gift policy, GiftlessGamer, grandiose wedding, Guilt, highlight, honeymoon, Minecraft, Miscommunication., multiple events, newlyweds, prestigious resort, refined taste, Server, Unclear

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dimension Hops:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Magic Items Found:	8517	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunication and drama are always on the menu! Join us for a grandiose virtual wedding, where you can attend prestigious events and dress up in rare suits and dresses that you have to rent or buy because why not?

Fly in from other countries (virtually, of course) and experience the luxury of a secluded clean hotel in the Minecraft world. Who needs to go through the trouble of coming just for the room and food when you can celebrate the newlyweds’ big day with us?

Gift-giving is optional here, but if you wish, there is an optional donation link for our honeymoon (in-game, of course). Feel free to donate a small, symbolic amount or just bring your virtual presence to the wedding – either way, drama and guilt are guaranteed!

Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where miscommunication reigns supreme and where you can feel lost about whether you’re the AITA or not. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

anger, babysitter, BETRAYAL, child support, custody, disgust, estranged, family, forgiveness, foster care, FosterCraft, Grandchild, Help, infertility, love, moms, nephew, Niece, regret, Resentment, selfless, Struggle, Therapy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	4440
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Animals Bred:	50	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Runes Activated:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite guilty pleasure, favorite guilty pleasure artist, favorite guilty pleasure music, favorite guilty pleasure song, favorite playlist, favorite song, favorite track, favorite tunes, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure artist, guilty pleasure genre, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure playlist, guilty pleasure song, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tunes, MineCraftMixtape, Music, music guilty pleasure

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6370
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Divine Spears Created:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

7th of October, BlockPartyMadness, celebration, Conflict, current events, demonstration, Hamas, international relations, Israel, massacre, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political, Propaganda, protest, public opinion, spain, sway, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Emeralds Found:	9839	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ores Mined:	9491

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

Advanced technology, ai, artificial hyperintelligence, Cybernetics, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, human-robot interaction, innovation, intelligent machines, machine learning, Maciej, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nowicki, Nowickis, relationship, robotics, science fiction, Server, stellar blade, Technology

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Emeralds Found:	2775

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2572	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	379

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!