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Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Secret Passages Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

No more drama Minecraft server

Anons, bronies, Brony, Captcha, chuds, diapers, Discord, Drama, elite group, friend drama, gibberish, Minecraft, newfags, ponybro, retarded, Server, stupid, swag, trolling, troons, voice message

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Votes:	3587
Crops Grown:	7141	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Animals Bred:	58	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!

The Hunted Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, Deadsoka, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Hisoka Morow, Hunted, Hunter Association, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, phantom troupe, SHONEN, smp

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Welcome to Deadsoka, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of a jungle. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in, only to find themselves in a wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. It was like nothing they had ever seen before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. If you can find your way there, you’ll be grooving with the most legendary mobs in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join Deadsoka today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, long tail, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, nononononono, oh, reaction, Server, social media, Tag, trending, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9269
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP

Analysis, analysis prompt, BELIEF, BIAS, Cinema, critique, debate, discussion, film, Ideology, Interpretation, left, left wingers, Minecraft, Movie, opinion, perspective, Political, sense, smp, social commentary, Viewpoint, watch, watcher, WING

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ores Mined:	1461
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels out there!

Join our wacky SMP where left wingers are banned from watching any movies, especially ones that don’t make sense. Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of sentient chickens who have a deep-seated hatred for anyone who dares to question their movie-watching habits.

But don’t worry, if you can prove your worth by building the most outrageous chicken coop or surviving a horde of zombie chickens, you might just earn their respect and be allowed to watch movies again. So come on, join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

/i/ thread, #champyons, #clip channels, #Creative Corner, #Kiyomi Pyon-Pyon, #RABBITY Way, Aggie, AI LoRA, Animals, animations, art, asmr collection, Aussie, autistic, channel, chuuba, community watchalongs, craft server, cytube, Danboorus, Doom 2 WAD, emergency Gosling resources, Fan Content, Kiki, Kikinese, Koikatsu Archive, last thread, merch links, Minecraft, Music, Noises Sound Effects, Notifications, PALS, PIXEL, pyon, Rabbalabs links, Related places, RPG demo, RSS feed, Server, Smol Bunny Edition, socials, stable diffusion, stream highlights, Super Champ Bros, Voicepack, worms game

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will lead you on a quest to find the rarest champyons in all of Minecraft!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, Kiki is a master builder who can create the most epic animal sanctuaries and champyon arenas you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with fluffy bunnies and magical loot waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Kiki ASMR collection, where you can relax to the soothing sounds of Kiki’s voice as she guides you through a Comfy Morning alarm clock experience. And don’t forget about the Kiki Noises Sound Effects Library, perfect for adding some extra flair to your Minecraft adventures.

Oh, and did I mention the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and the Kiki RPG demo? That’s right, you can battle demons and go on epic quests with Kiki as your trusty sidekick. And if that’s not enough, there’s even a Super Champ Bros rom hack where you can play as Kiki and her champyons in a classic platformer adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Visit Georgia Minecraft SMP

Adventure, ATTRACTIONS, Beautiful landscapes, Black sea, Caucasus region, explore georgia, Food, georgia, Georgian culture, hidden gems, historic sites, Hospitality, Minecraft, Off the beaten path, SightSeeing, smp, TBILISI, tourism, travel, travel inspiration, vacation, Visit, visit Georgia, wine

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, pack your bags and head on over to Georgia! Why Georgia, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creeper explosions are actually confetti cannons that celebrate your every move!

But that’s not all – our villagers are trained in the art of interpretive dance, and our llamas are expert hairstylists who will give you the trendiest Minecraft makeovers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who can bust a move like no other.

So come on down to Georgia, where the grass is always greener and the adventures are always wackier! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Free Speech MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Free Speech MC [1.21.1] – We are a brand new Skyblock server that offers a wide range of custom plugins from Custom Fishing, to Custom Mob bosses to Factories to help improve your skyblock experience. Join today to experience your #1 Skyblock experience, with a welcoming community for all.

play.freespeechmc.net:25581

Target SMP

Community, Events, in-game prizes, join us, Minecraft, Survival, Target SMP, vanilla smp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dragons Tamed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1373	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Welcome to the Target SMP! We are a small vanilla SMP with a great community. We host new events occasionally, with the chance to win in-game prizes. Don’t miss out! Come join us!

play.targetmc.xyz:30098

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Farming, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, multiplayer, Only, PvP, recommended, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

plqf.vanilla-box.ru