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What is the IP for Bordeaux Minecraft Server?

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Star Shards Collected:	196	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Bordeaux is a bustling port city in southwestern France, known for its world-famous wine region. The city is home to elegant 18th-century architecture, picturesque riverside views, and a vibrant gastronomic scene. Bordeaux is also a cultural hub, hosting numerous festivals, museums, and art galleries. It is a popular destination for wine enthusiasts, history buffs, and food lovers alike.

Citadel Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny Skyblock Creative Faction PvP Economy Minigames Roleplay Parkour Adventure Hardcore Whitelist Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Prison RPG Quests Skywars Buildbattle

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1757	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Citadel Survival. We are a small, Semi-vanilla server. This isn’t anarchy, but you are allowed to grief, kill and destroy the environment as long as you don’t hack. Join our Discord to see updates, announcements, and stay connected with the community!

citadelsurvival.xyz

MysticRomania

Adventure, best tool, collaboration, Community, Economy, Feedback, Friendly, Innovations, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, MysticRomania, open beta, Protection Fields, Rankup, Resources, Server, Skyblock, Special Events, Summer, Survival, Tools

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2853	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

MysticRomania invites you to explore a Minecraft server full of adventures and innovations! We’re in Open Beta until the end of the summer, so now is the perfect time to join. Main Functionalities Protection Fields: Protect your buildings and assets from other players. Kits: Our kits give you essential resources and tools to get you started. Rankup: Advance in rank and access special benefits. Best-Tool: Automatically uses the best tools in your inventory. Other Features: Special events, minigames and a well-balanced economy. The MysticRomania community Our community is active and friendly, ready to help you and collaborate to create an amazing world. Your feedback during the Open Beta period is essential to improve the game experience. How to Join Enter our server and start the adventure!

mysticromania.go.ro

Vanilla ice cream sandwiched between a spawn and a hard place

1.20.4, active community, anti cheat, Community, cream, Discord, friendly players, Griefing allowed, HARD, Ice, Mature, Minimalist, new player friendly, no pay to win, No Resets, Noreset, open world, Place, player-driven economy, PvP, PvP enabled, Redstone, sandwiched, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Animals Bred:	61	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	SpawnTrapped Minecraft Server
Server IP Address	mc.spawntrapped.org
Version	1.20.4 (updating to 1.21 soon)
Features	Redstone functionality, 4-year-old world with no resets, no chat reports, PvP allowed under certain conditions, no teleport commands, discord community available

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Are cheats allowed on the server?

A: Cheats are not allowed on the server.

Q: Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

A: No, there are no teleport commands like tpa or sethome on this server.

Q: Is the server running the Paper plugin?

A: No, the server does not run Paper plugin, so redstone functionality is not compromised.

Q: Are there resets on the server?

A: There are no resets on this server, maintaining the same world for over 4 years.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Killing other players is allowed if you are attacked first. Continuous killing may result in both players being kicked out.

Q: Are there staff members constantly monitoring and following players?

A: No, there are no clingy staff members constantly monitoring players on the server.

Q: How can I join the Discord community?

A: You can join the Discord community by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/DGZayNyqPM

Block Breaker’s Paradise Minecraft Server

10. unenjoyable, 11. poor gameplay, 12. terrible game, 13. waste of time, 14. annoying, 15. irritating, 16. regret playing, 17. awful, 18. dislike, 19. avoid, 2. anger, 20. not worth it., 3. disappointment, 4. Gaming, 5. video games, 6. rage, 7. hate playing, 8. bad experience, 9. not fun, BLOCK, breakers, Frustration, Minecraft, Paradise, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you knock-knock jokes before exploding in your face.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and the villagers are the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary block of cheese that grants you unlimited cheeseburgers for life.

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the insanity that awaits you on our server. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

NOOO GO TO FRANCE OR EGYPT better – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, African travel, bucket list, culture, Destination, dream vacation, egypt, European travel, exotic destinations, Explore, France, History, international travel, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Nooo, North Africa, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	136	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us on our server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world, the villagers are all aspiring stand-up comedians, and the chickens have formed a punk rock band. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see the llama fashion show happening every Saturday night!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a golden potato scepter and grants wishes to those who can defeat his army of evil rabbits. And let’s not forget about the elusive Ender Dragon, who has a secret passion for baking cupcakes and challenges players to bake-offs in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

HateCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Asshole, baby, Bestfriend, Cut off, DATING, different, family, HateCraft, hateful, Hospital, husband, Issues, Minecraft, mom, ongoing, Problems, second mom, selfish, Server, sister

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Votes:	3415
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about all the crazy family dynamics. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your family drama.

Need a break from your sister’s drama? Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family issues.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones, right? Let’s block and roll, baby!

WeddingCraft: No Sis Allowed

aita, Allergies, Allowed, anxiety, dog sitter, dog-free event, Dogs, Estate, family, formal event, guests, insurance, major life event, pet-friendly, Pets, Sis, sister, unreasonable, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding invitations, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Votes:	590	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of dealing with dog drama at family events? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of canine companions! Our virtual world is completely dog-free, so you can enjoy building, exploring, and crafting without any furry interruptions.

Imagine a wedding where the only guests are creepers and zombies – that’s the kind of drama-free environment you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about your sister’s dogs causing a ruckus or stealing the spotlight, because they’re not allowed in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we have a special quest where you can help find a trusted dog sitter for your sister’s anxiety-ridden pups – virtually, of course. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a hidden pet-friendly dimension where dogs rule the land!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server free from furry distractions and family feuds, join us now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures without the hassle of hounds?

BoomerGenGone_MinecraftSMP

Aging population, baby boomers, BoomerGenGone_MinecraftSMP, demographics, elder care, Elderly, end of life, funeral industry, generation, generational shift, Healthcare, healthcare costs, Inheritance, legacy planning, life expectancy, Long Term Care, mortality, Pension, Retirement, senior citizens, social security

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	103	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mines Excavated:	2688	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Void Gems Collected:	13	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of baby boomers vs Gen Z in a virtual world showdown. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be hilarious!

Not only that, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of wild llamas. Legend has it that only those with the dankest memes can unlock its treasures. Are you up for the challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping a giant chicken named Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you bring him a sacrifice of 100 cooked chicken, he will grant you three wishes. Sounds clucking crazy, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be prepared for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life! Remember, the fate of the baby boomers generation hangs in the balance – don’t miss out on all the fun!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate questions, internet behavior, internet culture, internet etiquette, online behavior, online behavior norms, online communication, online communities, Online Community, online community guidelines, online etiquette, online forums, online interactions, repeated behavior, sexual questions, social norms, strange behavior, subreddit, weird behavior

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you weird fucks out there!

Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground dance party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to leave your inhibitions at the door.