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Wacky Vex Smp: Where vanilla is the flavor and whitelists are just fancy grocery lists!

1.16.5, Active, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Fancy, flavor, Friendly, Fun, grocery, java, lists, Minigames, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vex, Wacky, Whitelists

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Server Overview

Server Name	VexMc
Description	We are a small but dedicated server looking for skilled builders and redstoners. Join us on Discord to apply for whitelist.
Plugins	Server maintenance plugins, lag prevention plugins, CoreProtect for grief protection.
Discord	https://discord.gg/3YxbaSzQST

FAQ

How do I join the server?

You need to apply for whitelist on our Discord channel. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join.

Can I grief other players’ builds?

No, we have CoreProtect plugin in place to rollback any grief and identify offenders.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, please refer to our Discord channel or in-game rules for the list of rules to follow.

Is there a limit on building size or resources?

There are no specific limits, but make sure to follow server guidelines and be respectful of other players’ space.

MommyLovesMe Minecraft Server

Boundaries, confusion, counseling, discomfort, emotional dependency, family dynamics, Family Therapy, Freudian theory, Inappropriate Behavior, Intimacy, maternal affection, maternal instincts, Minecraft, MommyLovesMe, mother-son relationship, oedipus complex, personal space, psychological issues, Server, subconscious feelings, taboo, Therapy, unresolved emotions

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your overly attached mom? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any weird shoulder kisses or emotional dependency. Join now and start your adventure in a world where moms are just NPCs and not creepy love interests. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who spent too much time with their mom in-game. Spooky! So come join us and leave your mom behind for some good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Minecraft SMP: BullshitCraft – LePerfektOrganism

Admiration, Alien, bullshit, BullshitCraft, conscience, delusions, Earth, humans, Le Perfect organism, LePerfektOrganism, long tail tag, Minecraft, morality, organism, predator, predator on earth, purity, remorse, research, smp, Special, survivor, unclouded

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner predators and unleash our alien-like survival skills! Join us if you’re ready to throw morality out the window and conquer the virtual world with no remorse!

👽 Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, where players are transformed into ruthless predators with no conscience. Forget about building cute houses and planting flowers, we’re here to dominate and survive at all costs!

🚀 So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as unclouded by conscience as the Alien itself? We’re not here to make friends, we’re here to crush our enemies and rule the Minecraft universe with an iron fist!

🌌 So if you’re looking for a wild and insane Minecraft experience where morality is just a distant memory, join us and embrace your inner predator. Just remember, in this world, only the strong survive… and maybe a few lucky aliens too! 😉

Mommy Kidnap Minecraft Server

Assistance, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Conflict, controversy, Crisis, Decision making, family, health, intervention, judgment, kidnap, KIDNAPPING, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, mom, Mommy, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family drama.

On our server, you’ll find more chaos than a house full of unruly dogs (sorry, mom). Build your own virtual world while dodging family feuds and unexpected hospital visits. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold firsthand?

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual kidnapping accusations, family fights, and last-minute moves. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. So, are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us today and brace yourself for the unexpected!

MomAuntSleepoverNoBye

anger, Boundaries, college dorm, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, DISRESPECTFUL, dorm life, ENTITLEMENT, family, financial responsibility, Frustration, generational differences, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, lack of respect, MomAuntSleepoverNoBye, overnight guests, personal space, sleeping arrangements, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos firsthand.

Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?

Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.

NoobAdmiringPro Minecraft SMP

amazing performances, awe-inspiring moments, awe-inspiring talents, breathtaking experiences, breathtaking performances, dazzling shows, exceptional artistry, extraordinary displays, extraordinary talents, impressive sights, impressive skills., incredible feats, jaw-dropping spectacles, mind blowing skills, Minecraft, NoobAdmiringPro, outstanding craftsmanship, phenomenal abilities, remarkable displays, remarkable talent, smp, stunning visuals, superb craftsmanship

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing impressive is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is a whole new level of crazy!

Join us if you want to witness players riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie villagers, or see a player build a working roller coaster made entirely out of cake.

We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls, and every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with creepers busting out their best moves.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity that is our SMP!

BlockBustersCraft

addiction counseling, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, behavior change, BlockBustersCraft, breaking habits, coping strategies, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming addiction, personal growth, porn addiction, quitting porn, recovery journey, seeking help, self improvement, self-control, support groups, Therapy

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Are you tired of spending all your time watching adult content and feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of shame and regret? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction as you dive headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through our server, mining for diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly you realize that you haven’t thought about porn in hours. That’s the magic of our server – it’s so addictively entertaining that you won’t even have time to think about your old habits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to turn all your enemies into chickens? Consider it done. Want to banish your porn addiction to the shadow realm? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all. Trust us, your future self will thank you.

DroneCraft Server: Zelenskyy’s Tech Tie-Up

collaboration, defense capabilities, defense collaboration, defense industry, defense manufacturing, defense partnership, defense technology, DroneCraft, electronic warfare systems, India, innovation, international relations, military cooperation, military equipment, Partnership, producing drones, Server, strategic alliance, Tech, technology transfer, tie-up, TieUp, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got Zelenskyy on board making drones and electronic warfare systems with India. like, imagine flying around on a drone in Minecraft, causing chaos and wrecking havoc. it’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where world leaders are teaming up to create epic stuff? join now before Zelenskyy and India take over the Minecraft world with their insane creations!

NoPhonesNoSpiesCraft

#intelligence gathering, bans phones, Cabinet meetings, communication restrictions, confidential discussions, confidential information, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, digital devices, electronic devices, espionage threat, government meetings, Information Security, national security, New Dutch leader, NoPhonesNoSpiesCraft, privacy protection, security measure, sensitive information, technology ban

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so, like, this server is so lit, even the new Dutch leader is banning phones in Cabinet meetings to, like, dial back the espionage threat. like, who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a spy or something, then you might wanna stay away. just sayin’. #NoPhonesNoSpies #MinecraftMadness

Minecraft Towns: Where even the creepers pay property tax!

bonds, Claims, Community, CREEPERS, disruptive players, Drama, ender dragon, Events, fire spread, FRIENDSHIPS, Horse Stats, map art, Minecraft, mini game, multiplayer, Pay, player, Property, smp, Survival, Tax, town-building, Towns, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Server Name	Townscraft
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Focus	Town-building and community events
Features	Vanilla experience, tight-knit community, secure server

Overview

Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

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In-Depth

Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!

Q: What type of players are welcome on Townscraft?

A: All types of players are welcome, whether you are a Builder, Redstoner, PvP/Explorer, or even a new player looking for their footing. Everyone is welcome to play.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: Yes, Townscraft is a safe and secure server where your creations are protected. With robust backups and vigilant protection measures, you won’t have to worry about theft or griefing.

Q: Are there community events on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally have community-hosted events run by staff or by anyone willing where anyone can participate and have fun such as hide-and-seek, boat racing and gift exchanges.

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Towns Built:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Star Shards Collected:	148
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2270	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2137	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

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Wacky Vex Smp: Where vanilla is the flavor and whitelists are just fancy grocery lists!

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Server Overview

FAQ

How do I join the server?

Can I grief other players’ builds?

Are there any rules on the server?

Is there a limit on building size or resources?

MommyLovesMe Minecraft Server

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Mommy Kidnap Minecraft Server

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NoPhonesNoSpiesCraft

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Minecraft Towns: Where even the creepers pay property tax!

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Overview

Quick Links

In-Depth

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: What type of players are welcome on Townscraft?

Q: Is the server secure?

Q: Are there community events on the server?

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	2215
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4282	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Enchantments Applied:	143	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1