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Quarter of the Void 1.20.5

1.20.5, AMERICANS, college students, CUMSHOTS, Ego, ejaculations, elderly couples, Empty, Men, nation, people, per hour, per minute, per second, professionals, Quarter, sexually active, virginities, Void, work, working hours, younger ones

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	925
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

Join our Minecraft server and escape the overwhelming pressure of millions of ejaculations happening every second in America!

Experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about the weight of simultaneous cumshots crushing your ego.

College students, overworked professionals, and elderly couples can all come together in our server to unleash their creativity and have fun without the burden of societal expectations.

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the madness of real life and join us in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

ExBlocktion Minecraft Server

Argument, Bachelor, bills, Carpenter, Court, electrician, ex, ExBlocktion, father in-law, fixer upper, Girlfriend, Handy, House, Kids, Minecraft, moving out, Pregnant, renovation, rent out, SEPARATE, Separated, Server, splitting, WIBTA

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house without any interference from pesky father-in-laws! No need to worry about splitting bills or dealing with family drama – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

Plus, our server is equipped with a special “Ex-Father-in-Law Eliminator” tool that allows you to banish any unwanted relatives from your virtual world. Say goodbye to awkward family arguments and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life renovations and family disputes.

CrazyCraft: AITA?!?!

Adult, aita, attachment, birthday present, Boyfriend, cat, crazy, crazycraft, DAUGHTER, dog, family dog, ferret, full-time job, GRIEVING, mean, pet responsibility, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SNAKE, social life

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into getting pets for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the never-ending cycle of pet responsibility. No more cleaning up after snakes, feeding ferrets, or walking dogs. Our virtual world is pet-free and responsibility-free! Plus, you won’t have to deal with any sneaky boyfriends buying unwanted pets for your adult children. Say goodbye to pet drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the real-life pet responsibilities behind!

CraftyCraze: The Best Thing!

Advancements, best, CraftyCraze, current affairs, current events, encouraging, Global, Happening, Impactful, inspiring, noteworthy, opinion, Optimistic, Positive Change, positive news, progress, Significant, society, trend, Uplifting, world

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Animals Bred:	131
Ores Mined:	3153	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Well, obviously it’s our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that shoot rainbow fireballs. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyModiMuskMixup

confusion, controversy, CraftyModiMuskMixup, Diplomatic, discussion, Government, headline, Indian PM, international affairs, Meeting, modi, Musk, News, Politics, relationships, speculation, summit, summit meeting, trump, U.S. visit, world leaders

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	9

so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz like, trump was all like, “wut da heck, why is modi hangin’ out with musk in da u.s.???” and we were all like, “yo, come join our server and maybe u can figure it out, bro!”

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all our rare items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

so come join us on dis wild ride and maybe u can solve da mystery of modi and musk’s epic hang sesh. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

CraftVerse Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, anti-connection, anti-social, antisocial behavior, apathetic, Craftverse, disconnected, Disconnection, fictional language, Hermit, independent, Introvert, ISOLATION, isolationism, LONER, LoneWolf, misanthropic, Netflix, programming, Realms, reclusive, solitary, solitude

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Yo bro, forget about connecting with humans and dive into the ultimate Minecraft server where you can speak the language of the blocks! Join us and learn the language of creepers, zombies, and Endermen – who needs people when you can communicate with pixelated mobs? Plus, our server has a secret language only true gamers can decipher, so if you’re tired of human interaction, come join us for a language experience like no other!

RabbitHoleRage

Communication, comorbid disorders, dieting, education, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Healthy Eating, medical field, mental disorders, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, personal boundaries, RabbitHoleRage, restrictive diets, scientific research, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	80102	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is filled with so much chaos and fun that you won’t even remember why you were arguing with your brother about carnivore diets and big pharma.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own tiny home without any construction skills, start a food truck without any cooking experience, and tackle huge projects that you’ll never finish – just like your brother! Plus, our server is so immersive that you’ll feel like you’re living in a capitalist hellscape, but with more diamonds and creepers.

Forget about toxic gas from plant materials – on our server, the only toxic thing you’ll encounter is the occasional troll in the chat. So come on over and let’s play some video games together, because who needs family drama when you have a virtual world to escape to?

UnicornJuggler Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, UnicornJuggler

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Bro, have you ever tried to tame a pack of wild llamas while riding a pig in Minecraft? It’s like trying to juggle creepers while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! But that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got the craziest challenges and the wackiest adventures waiting for you.

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens with diamond swords, build a house out of nothing but slime blocks, or race against a horde of zombie villagers in a minecart derby. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you have to decipher riddles written in chicken scratch to find the hidden loot.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head for extra protection? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server out there. Plus, we have free cake every Friday! So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem today!

AmbassadorXtraterrestrial

#announcement, acceptance, Alien Ambassador., alien encounter, Ambassador of Earth, AmbassadorXtraterrestrial, Contact Earth, Cosmic Connection, diplomatic relations, Earth’s Representative, Extraterrestrial Communication, Friendly Aliens, global communication, global unity, Identity, Intergalactic Diplomacy, intergalactic relations, interstellar communication, Special Selection, unique opportunity, Universal Peace

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	1461	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest alien ambassador dreams! Picture this: you, decked out in a shiny spacesuit, representing Earth to a group of friendly extraterrestrials. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special “Alien Ambassador” roleplay event where you can negotiate intergalactic treaties, explore alien worlds, and even ride in a spaceship (virtual, of course). Plus, who wouldn’t want to be the chosen one by aliens? So come on, join us and show those aliens why you’re the best ambassador Earth has to offer!

CraftyPutinLiesLOL

accusations, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, CraftyPutinLiesLOL, Deception, Diplomacy, Dispute, international relations, Liar, Meeting, Politics, president, putin, russia, summit, trump, Truth, Ukraine, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, cuz, like, zelenskyy said that putin is a big fat liar, and we all know that means u gotta come play on our server to escape all the lies and drama in the real world, ya know? plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party with all the cool kids in town. so, like, what are u waitin’ for? come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be serious all the time, amirite?