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WorkPetPeevesMC SMP

annoying coworkers, constant interruptions, excessive meetings, favoritism, gossiping, Incompetence, lack of appreciation, lack of communication, lack of organization, lack of punctuality, lack of teamwork, laziness, micromanagement, Negativity, office politics, passive aggressiveness, pet peeve, poor hygiene, smp, unprofessional behavior, work, WorkPetPeevesMC

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Tired of boring old work? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not dealing with annoying coworkers! Say goodbye to office drama and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual buddies. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. So why waste your time at a desk when you could be crafting your way to victory on our server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

CreeperCringeCraft

#oops moment, awkward, awkward encounter, awkward moment, blunder, CreeperCringeCraft, cringe, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing story, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, mistake, mortifying, Public, public mishap, Red-faced, regret, shame, social faux pas, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Votes:	2897	Buildings Constructed:	44
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Animals Bred:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive all your most embarrassing moments in a virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of recreating that time you tripped and fell in front of your crush, or the time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Awkward Dance Battle” mini-game where you can show off your best moves while trying to avoid stepping on your own feet.

So come on down and join us for a hilariously cringeworthy time! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

MissileCraft: Zelenskyy’s Blast!

ballistic missile, blast, Conflict, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, international relations, Military, military advancement, missile testing, MissileCraft, national defense, Politics, SECURITY, Successful, Technology, test, Ukraine, ukraine news, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyy administration, Zelenskyys

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	3878

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch ballistic missiles like zelenskyy in ukraine! we blow up creepers and zombies with style, just like a boss! if you want to feel the thrill of launching missiles and causing chaos, this is the place to be! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. so come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Blocky911: Never Forget!

9/11, american history, anniversary, Blocky911, collective memory, emotional memory, forget, generation gap, historical event, long-lasting impact, memorial, memorialization, national tragedy, national unity, Never forget, Remembrance, September 11th, terrorist attack, tragic event, US population, young generation, younger generation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the creepers are shakin in their square lil boots. we got pigs flyin, chickens doin backflips, and cows breakdancing.

remember that time when a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the server? yea, that happened here.

oh and did i mention the time when a group of players discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds, but it was guarded by a pack of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? yea, that happened too.

so if u wanna experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of ur life, then u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get killed by a dancing cow, then u might regret it a little.

MiCraft: Brainwave Edition

Advanced technology, brain activity, brain-computer interface, brainwave, Edition, high accuracy, high performance, innovative technology, low power, medical device, MiBMI, Micraft, Miniaturized Brain-Machine Interface, neural activity, neural decoding, neural signals, neuroengineering, neuroprosthetics, Neurorehabilitation, neurotechnology, small size, text translation, versatile solution

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Towns Built:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S GOT A HIGH-PERFORMANCE, MINIATURIZED BRAIN-MACHINE INTERFACE! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GOT AN 8MM2, LOW-POWER, HIGHLY ACCURATE (91% YO) SOLUTION TO TRANSLATE NEURAL ACTIVITY TO TEXT!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH JUST YO BRAIN WAVES, NO NEED FOR HANDS, JUST THINK IT AND IT’LL HAPPEN! U CAN BE THE MASTER BUILDER WITHOUT EVEN LIFTING A FINGER!

SO COME JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER AND LET’S SEE WHAT KINDA INSANE STUFF WE CAN CREATE WITH OUR MINDS! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

Reyvadin Towny: Where even creepers pay their rent! SEMI-VANILLA, NEW, Public, Java

Casino, Community, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Development, dwarfism, Economy, Enjoy, Features, invite, java, Land claiming, Map, Market system, Minecraft, Pay, Players, Public, Rent, rentable properties, Reyvadin, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Speedrunning, Towny, TOXIC

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Falling into the Void:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	A way of land claiming
Economy	We have a custom “stock” like market system for item prices
Custom fishing	All fishes being textured
Casino	Enjoy a game of chance
Seasons	Experience different seasons on the server
Rentable properties	Properties that can be rented by players
Dwarfism	Unique in-game feature

If you are convinced then we’ll be waiting for you at:

IP: reyvadin.com (Website coming soon)
Map: map.reyvadin.com
Discord: discord.reyvadin.com

Our mentality when it comes to server development is: We try our best to not force features on players, we would like everyone the chance to decide what they want to use and what not!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: reyvadin.com in the Minecraft multiplayer menu.
Is the server modded or vanilla?	The server is mostly vanilla with some custom features and plugins.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a pleasant gaming experience for all players. They can be found on our website or in-game.

ElpCraft Minecraft Server

Assistance, Bitcoin, btc, Community, crisis relief, cryptocurrency, DEBT, donation, elp, ElpCraft, emergency, financial aid, financial crisis, Food, Generosity, Help, Homeless, Kindness, Minecraft, Server, Shelter, Struggling, Support, Urgent

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can build your dream house, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns are real in our world)!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll be helping out a fellow player who is in desperate need of some BTC to avoid becoming homeless. Think of it as a charity event, but with creepers and diamonds involved.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of BTC to help out our struggling player. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyCrafterMC SMP – The Rankinator

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you, we have a secret underground base where the admins host dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting to be found by the bravest player. Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? Yeah, you heard me right. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

SceneStealer SMP

award-winning scenes, best scenes, cinematic greatness, classic scenes, Entertainment, favorite scenes, film, filmography, greatest scene, iconic scenes, memorable moments, movies, must-see scenes, SceneStealer, small screen greatness, smp, television, Top Picks, top scenes, TV, tv shows, unforgettable scenes

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. You whip out your sword and challenge them to a dance-off, and if you win, they drop rare loot! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server. Join now for a chance to reenact your favorite movie scenes in Minecraft form – Titanic, but with pigs instead of people? Done. The Avengers, but with chickens as the superheroes? Absolutely. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

HappyTearsCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	143	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Emeralds Found:	4731
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated world of our Minecraft server, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, singing your favorite song in perfect harmony. You can’t help but burst into happy tears at the sheer beauty of it all. That’s just a taste of the magical experiences waiting for you on our server.

Join us and you’ll discover a land where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and every block you break plays a different tune. Not to mention the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare items and enchanted gear.

But the real reason to join our server? The community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, share a laugh, and embark on epic adventures together. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to happy cry like never before!