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SecretSquadMC

discretion, Mystery, personal boundaries, privacy, Secrets, SecretSquadMC, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, self-control, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-preservation

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

join dis server if u wanna be a ninja in minecraft lolz. u can sneak around and surprise ur friends with ur stealthy moves. also, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests scattered around the map filled with diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, there are also traps set by evil mobs trying to stop u from getting the loot. so put on ur ninja gear and get ready for an epic adventure on dis server. ninja skills required, no noobs allowed.

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

#newborns, 2000 years later, deep thoughts, enlightenment, epiphany, FutureCraft, introspection, life lessons, life’s journey, live bird, metaphor, Minecraft, personal growth, profound insight, realization, realization dawning, Reflection, Self Discovery, Server, symbolic meaning, time passing, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Items Found:	5817
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Dimension Hops:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness!

Join us and you’ll discover that living like a bird is not just a metaphor, it’s a way of life on our server. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world (or at least the coop)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary newborns, tiny creatures with the power to summon rainbows and shoot lasers from their eyes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of living like a bird (hint: it involves a lot of flapping and squawking)!

CadoCraft Minecraft Server

cado, CadoCraft, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It was like a psychedelic dream come to life! But that’s not even the best part.

Legend has it that if you can find the secret diamond castle hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon. Yes, you heard that right – THREE WISHES! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely out of gold blocks? Consider it done.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft – the legendary Cado Sword. Crafted from the tears of a thousand griefers, this sword has the power to banish any foe with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RespawnWinnersOnly

accomplishment, achievement, appreciation, Contentment, death, fulfillment, fulfillment in life, Gratitude, Happiness, Impact, Legacy, Life, Meaningful, Memories, Proud, purpose, Reflection, RespawnWinnersOnly, satisfaction, self worth, success

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1578
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

If you died right now, your proudest achievement would be joining our Minecraft server and surviving the epic battle against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a bunny wearing a diamond helmet! So come join us and show off your skills in the ultimate bunny showdown. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of Bunny Slayer Extraordinaire!

TrashBalloonWars Minecraft Server

border, Communication, Conflict, east asia, escalation, hostility, international relations, Korean Peninsula, loudspeaker broadcasts, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, North Korea, Political, Propaganda, propaganda war, provocation, RETALIATION, Server, south korea, Tension, trash balloons, TrashBalloonWars

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like South Korea vs North Korea up in here, but with loudspeaker broadcasts and trash balloons flying everywhere! Join us for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we try to out-trash each other. Plus, who doesn’t want to see what happens when you mix Minecraft with international diplomacy gone wild? Come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! Let’s show those trash-talking North Koreans who’s boss in this wacky server!

SnapElectionCraft

centrist party, cnn, election results, EU vote, european parliament, european union, far-right parties, French far right, French politics, Macron, political analysis, political defeat, political implications, political landscape, political strategy, Politics, populist movements, snap election, SnapElectionCraft, voter turnout

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place you’ll ever play minecraft, like, ever. we got, like, dragons flying around everywhere and, like, unicorns that poop rainbows.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, get superpowers and be able to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the treasure? yeah, it’s, like, full of diamonds and emeralds and, like, all the good stuff.

plus, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard who can grant your every wish. want a pet dragon? no problem. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. you won’t regret it, i promise.

VHSvsDIGI: Vinyl Vibes & Digital Delights

analog, AUDIOPHILES, Audiovisual Experience, DELIGHTS, Digital, digital music, digital video, digital vs analog, media formats, MODERN, Music (Industry), music lovers, Nostalgia, Preference, sound quality, Technology, technology debate, VHS tapes, VHSvsDIGI, VIBES, video quality, videophile, vintage, Vinyl

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4182
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they on Red Bull, zombies breakdancin’ like MJ, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like Cupid on steroids!

If u join dis server, u gonna be livin’ the dream, buildin’ epic castles taller than Shaq, diggin’ mines deeper than yo ex’s grudges, and fightin’ dragons bigger than yo mama’s appetite for drama!

Forget ’bout them audiophiles and their vinyl, on dis server, we all ’bout them videophiles who prefer watchin’ VHS tapes on a potato quality screen! So grab yo pickaxe, saddle up yo pig, and come join the madness! Let’s get pixelated, baby!

TWOfiTWO server Minecraft

Anarchic, g.d., mad, Minecraft, New Belarusian, Private, Server, TWOfiTWO

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Farms Harvested:	591
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

New Belarusian anarchic server without data, private, mad and g.d..

d8.gamely.pro:30830

MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

OopsCraft Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, emotional growth, fat girl fetish, fetish development, fetish exploration, introspection, Minecraft, OopsCraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-exploration, self-identity, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Votes:	4268
Star Shards Collected:	157	New Chunks Explored:	186560
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – fat girl fetish mode! That’s right, every player on our server is transformed into a chunky, curvy character that will make you question your own preferences.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where everything is bigger and better, just like our players’ thighs. Build extravagant structures with extra support beams to hold up all that extra weight, and watch out for creeper attacks that might just knock you off balance.

So come on, join us on this hilarious and slightly disturbing adventure, because who knows, you might just discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember to bring some extra snacks for those long gaming sessions, because on our server, we embrace the curves in all their glory.