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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9707 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 78 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
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