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CraftyDecisions SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

building relationships, cultivating empathy, deep conversation starters, encouraging vulnerability, engaging queries, enhancing communication, expanding horizons, exploring perspectives, fostering connection, igniting creativity, introspective inquiries, meaningful dialogue, MineCraftQA, open-ended discussions, personal reflection, philosophical musings, promoting understanding, Self Discovery, sparking curiosity, strengthening bonds, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5243	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

alone, AMERICANS, blocks, busy, Communication, Community, Connection, Friends, friendship, Friendship Paradox, Friendship Time, friendship trends, ISOLATION, Lifestyle, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Paradox, relationships, Social Interaction, social trends, socializing, Technology, Time

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

adultsonly, Communication, Community, Discord, dramafree, Friendly, Fun, Glimmer, Groove, Hatefree, java, Minecraft, mingle, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newworld, Server, smp, Strict, SUPREME, Survival, Timezones, Voicechat, Welcoming, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
New Chunks Explored:	265172	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Chimeras Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8436

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

ai, Belly, big belly, BigMinecraft, body positivity, captions, curvy, Edition, Erotic, FANTASY, fat women, feederism, fetish, indulgence, indulgent fantasy, irl bbw, kink, morphs, plus size, Roleplay, smp, vorarephilia, vore, vore edition

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

brutal video games, challenging games, difficult video games, extreme difficulty, frustrating games, gaming endurance, hardcore gamers, Hardcore Gaming, Hardest video game, HardestGameEver, impossible games, insurmountable challenges, masochistic gaming, Minecraft, punishing gameplay, rage inducing games, relentless gameplay, smp, test of skill, tough video games, Ultimate Challenge, unbeatable levels, unforgiving games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	851	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

BlockBingeCraft

big impact, BlockBingeCraft, Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, small habit, success habits, Time management, transformative habits

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

GazaGriefGone

Accountability, airstrike, airstrikes, civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, foreign policy, gaza, GazaGriefGone, hostages, human rights violations, international relations, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, November, political tensions, Tragedy, War Crimes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Based Based Based Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!