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ExBlockerz: GTFO in 7 Days

aita, apartment, bank account, bills, Breakup, breakup recovery, collateral fee, Days, ex boyfriend, ExBlockerz, family friend, family member, Friend, Futon, gtfo, illegal living situation, Lease, moving out, parents, Renovations, Rent, Venmo

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex-relationship? Look no further! Join our server where we have epic battles over who gets to keep the virtual apartment! Will you be the one to furnish and take care of it, or will you be forced to sleep on a pixelated futon at your parents’ house?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating with stubborn players who refuse to leave your blocky abode. Will they find a new place in time, or will they be forced to live in a virtual cardboard box?

Join now for the ultimate breakup experience in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you can settle your real-life drama in a virtual world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the pixelated chaos begin!

NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

anti-social, boring life, Hermit, homebody, Introvert, isolated existence, ISOLATION, lack of social life, Loneliness, LONER, Minecraft, mundane existence, no friends, no hobbies, no life, NoLifeGamer, Recluse, shut-in, smp, social outcast, solitary lifestyle, stay at home, Uneventful

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

MinecraftMysteryMadness

bewildering, BIZARRE, bizarre occurrences, eerie, Enigmatic, eXtraordinary, Inexplicable, MinecraftMysteryMadness, Mysterious, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, perplexing, strange, strange experiences, Supernatural, Uncanny, Unexplainable, unexplained phenomena, UNUSUAL, weird

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Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Clock Control Craft

biological clock, biological rhythms, body clock, chronobiology, circadian disruption, circadian rhythm, clock, control, Craft, genetic regulation, jet lag treatment, light therapy, melatonin production, molecular mechanisms, protein function, seasonal adjustments, shift work, sleep cycles, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

Badlands, Chaos, comrades, Discord, Divine, doesnt, enemies, Followers, Goblins, Gods, kill, Kingdom, Kingdoms, matter, Minecraft, Overthrow, power, Reign, Respect, Revenge, Roleplay, rules, Rustic, Server, Spelling, Vanilla, Worship

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Goblin King:	Krenko
Server Theme:	Goblin chaos and worship of the god of chaos
Server Rules:	Kill anything that says goblins are weak Revenge fallen friends Follow the wishes of the god of chaos Respect if respected

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server theme?	The server is themed around goblins, chaos, and the worship of the god of chaos.
What are the server rules?	Kill anything that says goblins are weak Revenge fallen friends Follow the wishes of the god of chaos Respect if respected
How can I join the server?	Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

PvP Masters Minecraft Server

Competitive Gaming, Gaming, gaming choices, Gaming Community, gaming community discussions, gaming culture, gaming discussions, gaming experiences, gaming habits, gaming interests, gaming preferences, gaming style, Masters, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, PvP, pvp games, Server, Singleplayer, video games

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Are you tired of playing boring old singleplayer Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP matches? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join our server and experience the chaos of PvP like never before. We have custom arenas, insane weapons, and even a secret underground lair where you can challenge the server owner to a duel for ultimate bragging rights.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest PvP adventures of your life!

Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

campus safety, campus security, college dorm safety, college life, dorm, dorm safety, dormitory living, dormitory safety, dormitory security, goon, Minecraft, personal safety, safety in college, safety in student housing, Safety Measures, safety precautions, safety tips, Situation, smp, staying safe in dorms, staying safe on campus, student accommodation, student housing, student safety, student security

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Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

PreggoPals Minecraft Server

advice, Babysitting, Boundaries, brother, Burnout, Communication, DAUGHTER, family, Frustration, Help, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, newborn, Niece, parenting, Party, play date, PreggoPals, Pregnant, Resentment, Server, SIL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting your niece, nephew, and daughter while your brother and SIL kick back and relax! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about little ones running wild and breaking things.

With our server, you’ll never have to deal with irresponsible parents again! Say goodbye to constantly watching over three kids while your family members enjoy themselves – on our server, everyone is responsible for their own gameplay.

And don’t worry about your SIL’s plans for a fourth child – on our server, parenting is a breeze and you can have as many virtual kids as you want without the stress. Plus, our virtual babysitting services are always available, so you can enjoy a date night without burdening your parents.

Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be watching out for is creepers!

RelativesRageCraft

Assertiveness, Boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, family visitation, hospital etiquette, noise control, patient care, patient comfort, patient needs, RelativesRageCraft, Respect, setting boundaries

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family gatherings gone wrong? Look no further than our server! We promise no loud birthday parties, no demands for cake money, and definitely no messy furniture mishaps. Join us for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic-free environment anywhere else. So come on over and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into our virtual world, in which case, we can’t promise any apologies or cake money.

BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306

BANKRUPTCY, Blockchain, Canadian Bank, court case, day trader, finance, Financial Advice, fortune, Investment, investment strategy, lawsuit, Lawsuit Against Bank, legal action, Loss, misleading, stock market, sues, tesla, TeslaTrader306, Trading, wealth, wealth management

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so u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about ur financial troubles? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this tesla day trader who lost his entire $306M fortune! but don’t worry, we won’t give u misleading financial advice like that canadian bank did. instead, we will give u the best advice on how to build the sickest minecraft creations and dominate the virtual world! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Potions Brewed:	138
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	271	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Potions Brewed:	178
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ores Mined:	3816
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4521
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Buildings Constructed:	36
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ores Mined:	6149	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	1309	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

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