ガーディアンテイルズ Minecraft Servers

Momma’s Mine Shack

aita, Boyfriend, controlling mother, Deadlines, dictator, emotional support animal, escape room weekend, Future, guilt tripping, holding life hostage, living under rule, minimum wage, mom’s family business, mommas, moving in together, reality show, secure job, Shack, site manager, Struggling

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Farms Harvested:	824	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dating a guy whose mom is basically a dictator! Join us for a virtual adventure where you don’t have to clean houses before guests arrive or deal with guilt-tripping bosses.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend being called lazy or being forced to work instead of enjoying escape room weekends. Say goodbye to emotional support animal duties and hello to building your dream world in Minecraft!

Join us and leave Linda’s rule behind. Build your future without the fear of being held hostage by a controlling boss. Who needs real-life struggles when you can have fun in our Minecraft world? So, what are you waiting for? Join now and start your escape from the drama!

SumyCraft: Drone Strikes & Bus Bombs

Attack, bombs, bus, CASUALTIES, children’s wellness center, civilian casualties, Conflict, drone, drone attack, drone strikes, emergency response, Fire, injured, international relations, Military, news coverage, Russian, strikes, Sumy Oblast, SumyCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4164	Towns Built:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we have russian drones dropping bombs on sumy oblast but don’t worry cuz we got a children’s wellness center on fire for some reason and 2 people got hurt on a bus. it’s a wild ride on our server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)!

SaunaCraft: Sweat for Success

cardiovascular health, Detoxification, health benefits, holistic wellness, immune system boost, improved circulation, improved sleep, increased energy levels, lower blood pressure, Mental well-being, moderate-intensity exercise, muscle relaxation, physical well-being, Relaxation, respiratory health, SaunaCraft, Saunas, self-care, skin health, stress relief, success, sweat, weight loss

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9710	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

come join dis minecraft server where saunas are da key to all yer problems! hop in a virtual sauna and watch yer blood pressure drop, yer energy levels go through da roof, and yer sleep improve like magic! it’s like doin’ exercise but without da sweat and effort. plus, who wouldn’t wanna chill in a sauna while playin’ minecraft? it’s da ultimate relaxation experience! so come on in and sauna away all yer worries, cuz dis server is where it’s at!

Sonder Fantasy

Roleplay

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	0

A fantasy roleplay server, set in the unique world of Volaris. Players are able to control the direction of the world, limited only by what they think is achievable. Join us today to start your adventure.

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Deadland UHC

airdrops, balance changes, Community, content creators, Cosmetics, crafting recipes, Deadland, Discord, Enchantments, Kits, Language, Loot, Mechanics, Miami, Minecraft, Ores, PvP, Server, Staff, Uhc, Version

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	8857	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Server Name	DEADLAND UHC
Unique Mechanics	Double and Triple Ores, Matches lasting 45 minutes, Custom crafting recipes, Custom kits, Custom enchantments, Airdrops with legendary loot
Version	1.17.1-1.20.x
Default Language	Spanish
Server Location	MIAMI

FAQ

Q: What is UHC?

A: UHC stands for Ultra Hardcore. It is a game mode in Minecraft where players do not naturally regenerate health.

Q: How long do matches on DEADLAND UHC last?

A: Matches last no more than 45 minutes.

Q: Are there custom cosmetics on the server?

A: Yes, there are exclusive cosmetics available on the server.

Q: Can I become staff or a content creator on the server?

A: DEADLAND UHC is looking for staff and content creators. Join the Discord for more information.

Q: What can I find on the server’s Discord?

A: On Discord, you’ll find announcements for matches and events, rewards for boosting the server, alliance and suggestion channels, and more.

Q: How can I join DEADLAND UHC?

A: Use the following link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/DaRvC3CkgY

Chum Budverse 1.20.5

1.20.5, BDSM, Budverse, chastity play, Chum, Chumbud Experience, cock control, cock teasing, cock teasing fantasy, cock teasing fetish, cock teasing for years, cock teasing mistress, cock teasing techniques, cock torture, edging, female domination, long term denial, male chastity, male submission, orgasm control, prolonged denial, sexual endurance, tease and denial

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, on this server, we got this crazy chick who will keep your Minecraft character’s dick on edge for two whole years! That’s right, she won’t let you bust a nut no matter what! It’s like the ultimate challenge, man. Can you resist the temptation? Can you hold it in for two freaking years? Join now and test your willpower, bro! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!

LunchBird Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, binoculars, birder, birding, Boss, Company, coworker, fasting, lunch break, LunchBird, Minecraft, office, office workers, OMAD, one meal a day, park, productivity, Server, Sunlight, Time management, Training, weekends, work-life balance

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ores Mined:	5770
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of being judged for how you spend your lunch break? Come join our Minecraft server where you can birdwatch to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our virtual park is full of pixelated birds just waiting to be spotted with your virtual binoculars.

Forget about productivity and spend your lunch break in our virtual world, where your boss can’t tell you how to spend your time. Who cares if other office workers see you birdwatching in our Minecraft park? They’ll be too busy trying to catch a glimpse of the rare diamond-encrusted parrot!

Join our server and let your inner birder soar free. Live a little, or a lot, in our virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the next rare bird spawn. Let’s show your boss that birdwatching is the ultimate lunch break activity!

CraftyParentNoSupport

abandonment, abusive relationship, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, co-parenting struggles, CraftyParentNoSupport, custody battle, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, long distance parenting, Manipulation, parental disappointment, parental guilt, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1875	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people actually have real-life drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we promise outrageous storylines and insane adventures!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your virtual daughter is trying to escape her abusive virtual ex. You offer her a virtual home, virtual rent-free living, and even virtual childcare. But wait, there’s a virtual twist! She decides to ditch her virtual child and run off to another virtual state to live with her virtual boyfriend! Can you believe the virtual audacity?

But that’s not all! Get ready for virtual drama as you confront your virtual daughter about her virtual decisions. Will she listen to reason or will she continue down the path of virtual chaos? Join our server now to find out!

And hey, if you ever need help getting out of a sticky situation on our server, don’t count on virtual mom to bail you out. She’s had enough of virtual shenanigans and is taking a virtual stand! So come on, join the madness and see what outrageous adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

Oil Tanker Rejectors

bilateral relations, Diplomacy, economic impact, ENERGY, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, India, Indian government, international relations, maritime security, Oil, oil exports, oil imports, oil tankers, political tensions, rejection, Rejectors, sanctions list, Tanker, Trade, us foreign policy, US sanctions

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	8001	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crops Grown:	9547
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

so, like, come join our totally rad minecraft server where we reject oil tankers sanctioned by the US on friday! we’re all about that eco-friendly vibe, man.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant oil tanker appears outta nowhere, but don’t worry, we’ll kick that sucker out faster than you can say “creeper”.

plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. like, one time, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it was both hilarious and impressive.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, then come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Nitro Oxy Poop Zone

air quality, atmosphere, atmospheric composition, atmospheric gases, atmospheric pollutants, bird droppings, bird poop, bird waste, COMPOSITION, Earth’s atmosphere, ELEMENTS, Environmental Science, gases, Nitro, nitrogen, nitrogen content, nitrogen cycle, Oxy, oxygen, oxygen content, oxygen levels, Poop, Zone

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the atmosphere is 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, and also a few tons of bird poop like wtf that’s crazy right? imagine playing minecraft surrounded by bird poop, it’s like a real life adventure! also did i mention we have flying pigs and dancing llamas? yea, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig while watching llamas bust a move. join now for the ultimate wacky minecraft experience!