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MHAcraft SMP – The Quirky Blockheads

#my hero academia, Anime, Blockheads, Character development, controversy, Creative, discussion, ending, fan theory, Fandom, imagination, Interpretation, Kōhei Horikoshi, Manga, mha, MHAcraft, opinion, quirky, smp, speculation, storytelling, theory crafting, unrealistic

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7370
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs break it down to Creeper beats.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of rainbow sprinkles.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurdity and chaos, come join us on this Minecraft SMP where anything is possible – even Kohei Horikoshi drawing the ending of our adventures!

JailbreakSisAITA

ankle bracelet, college dropout, consequences, custody battle, custody case, drug court program, DUIs, enabling family, enabling parents, family drama, Grand Theft, identity theft, irresponsible behavior, JailbreakSisAITA, Manipulation, meth addiction, neglectful mother, party lifestyle, spoiled sister, substance abuse, transitional housing

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Animals Bred:	131
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your sister’s shenanigans and focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Plus, we promise not to steal your identity or rent vehicles without returning them. Our only crime is being too much fun! So come on over and leave the family drama behind – we’ve got blocks to mine and creepers to defeat. See you in the game!

QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Differences, Expectations, Honesty, Individuality, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, normal, personal space, QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP, relationship, Respect, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	3573	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Crops Grown:	9561
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ores Mined:	5701
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Potions Brewed:	86
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old relationships where people expect you to be all serious and normal? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

We have players who think it’s totally normal to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and communicate solely through interpretive dance. If you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to be as weird as possible, then this is the SMP for you!

Join us and discover a world where the sky is made of cheese, the oceans are filled with soda, and the villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the server. Who needs normal relationships when you can have a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary?

AthleticCraft

Aesthetics, athletes, AthleticCraft, athleticism, attractiveness, beauty, best looking, Competition, FITNESS, health, physical agility, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, physical endurance, Physical fitness, physical performance, physical prowess, physical strength, Sport, sports, Sportsmanship

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Forget about basketball players and football stars, the real MVPs are on our Minecraft server! Our players have the most chiseled blocky bodies you’ve ever seen, with abs so sharp they could mine diamonds. Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown of athleticism as our players sprint, jump, and build their way to victory. Who needs the Olympics when you can watch our players compete in epic parkour races and intense PvP battles? So if you want to see some truly beautiful athletes in action, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

BlockyMonetize Minecraft Server

ad revenue, adsense, Advertising Platform, BlockyMonetize, Digital Marketing, GOOGLE, google services, Impact, internet, Minecraft, monetization, online advertising, online business, online content, online monetization, policy change, Publisher Network, Publishers, Revenue, russia, Server, Shut down, Website

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where google adsense shuts down in russia? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what happens on our server! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. no more ads means no more distractions, just pure minecraft madness. plus, u never know what other crazy events will happen next. maybe the cows start flying or the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine. anything is possible on our server. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see what wacky adventures await u!

UkraineCraft: 28 Towns Evacuated!

Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, evacuated, evacuation, Evacuees, Government, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Towns, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Votes:	4314	New Chunks Explored:	815147
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are battling it out for control of 28 towns! you can be a part of the action and help decide the fate of these virtual towns!

imagine being a russian soldier trying to evacuate 180,000 virtual citizens while ukrainian players are trying to take over the towns! it’s chaos and madness but so much fun!

join now for a chance to be a hero or a villain in this crazy virtual warzone! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

CarbCraze EnduroCraft

CarbCraze, EnduroCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Towns Built:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

HEY U, YEA U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT INTENSIVE SHORT-TERM NIGHT-TIME CARBOHYDRATE RESTRICTION AND EXERCISE BEFORE BREAKFAST! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GONNA ALTER ENERGY METABOLISM AND PROMOTE ENDURANCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS! SO COME ON AND JOIN DA FUN, WE GONNA MAKE UR MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE WILD AND WACKY! LET’S GET LIT!

GrateHost Demo

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

This server showcases GrateHost’s hosting capabilities and is designed to handle up to 400 players simultaneously. It operates as a survival server with an expected uptime of 99.9%, running indefinitely unless changes in management or unforeseen circumstances arise. Feel free to use this server like a regular survival SMP, invite friends and enjoy the gameplay together. As the server has the ability to hold 400 players at any given time this allows you in theory invite a small town and play at the same time or to use this server as is for LAN parties if you wish.

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CraftLies

Anarchy, borders, Casino World, cheat-free, Clan, Competition, competitive, CraftLies, Cross-Play, End World, Events, Fun, Item World, MCMMO, Minecraft, Nether world, Netherite scrap, PvP, Raiding, Server, Special items, strategic battles, Survival, Tournaments, unique gaming experience, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	719
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Our server offers a completely cheat-free anarchy environment. You can join forces with your friends by establishing your own clan and participate in strategic battles. While the borders of our world expand from -5000 to 5000, the Nether world is limited from -2000 to 2000. There is no Netherite scrap in the Nether world, which increases the difficulty of the game.

We have an Item World where you can buy special items. You can also try your luck in the Casino World and multiply your items. Enjoy the competition with the last remaining events and tournaments held regularly.

The End world is intentionally closed and will not be opened. This helps our server to offer a different and unique gaming experience.

If you’re looking for a competitive and fun Minecraft experience, you’ve come to the right place!

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GayJewCraft Server: Breaking News – Doxing Groypers!

Alt-Right, BREAKING, breaking news, cancel culture, controversy, cyberbullying, DOXING, ethics in journalism, far right, free speech, GayJewCraft, Groypers, internet drama, jew, Jewish community, LGBTQ, literal gay, milo yiainopolous, News, online harassment, online safety, political commentator, Server, social media

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2637	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than the literal gay jew Milo Yiainopolous! He’s here to dox groypers because they dox other people too or something, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos, controversy, and crafting. Plus, where else can you say you’ve played Minecraft with Milo Yiainopolous? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!