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Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Farms Harvested:	810
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crops Grown:	4017
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Potions Brewed:	52	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Zombie Dances:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Potions Brewed:	98	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5815
Buildings Constructed:	49	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Void Armor Forged:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4553
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crops Grown:	6882	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de