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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8989 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!