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Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Emeralds Found:	9705	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	6199	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1048	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7431	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Falling into the Void:	0

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7824	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Emeralds Found:	6978
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	976299
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	63
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Votes:	4211	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!