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DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, comedy, corny jokes, cringeworthy jokes, dad humor, Dad Joke, dad laugh, dad life, dad puns, dad quotes, DadJokeMVP, eye-rolling jokes, funny, groaners, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, silly jokes, smp, standing ovation

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

RobTheRichCraft

activism, class warfare, corporate greed, double standards, economic exploitation, economic systems, ethical standards, Fairness, income disparity, Justice, Mark Twain, Moral values, POVERTY, power dynamics, revolution, RobTheRichCraft, social commentary, social justice, societal critique, societal norms, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Animals Bred:	68	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ores Mined:	4127	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of being robbed by the rich in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all players! When the rich try to steal from the poor, we call it a PvP battle and let the poor fight back with all their might! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic experience where everyone has a chance to be the top dog, no matter their in-game wealth. Plus, Mark Twain himself would have loved to see the crazy antics that go down on our server! So come on and join the fun, where the underdogs always have a fighting chance!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

administration, Conflict Resolution, constructive talks, CraftyTrump, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Server, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, US, White House, world news

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

so, like, u know, if u wanna have a good time in minecraft, come join our server! we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, one time a creeper tried to blow up our castle but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

also, we have this mini game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. it’s intense, bro.

so, like, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. yeah, that’s right, FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? come join now!

TankTasticMC

ammunition, armored vehicles, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Meat Grinder, Military, military strategy, russia, russia ukraine, supply chain, Tanks, TankTasticMC, UKRAINIAN, War, weapons

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crops Grown:	5306	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where we have a crazy storyline that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Russia is running out of tanks to feed into the Ukrainian meat grinder. That’s right, tanks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tanks for you to ride around in and cause chaos on the battlefield.

Join our server and become a tank-driving, meat-grinding legend! Build your own base, form alliances, and dominate the competition. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cosmic Nap Time

astronomical observation, Astronomy, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic event, discovery, early universe, Food, Galaxy, massive black hole, NAP, Observation, overeating, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Space, Spotted, study, Time

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Enchantments Applied:	119
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have a massive black hole that’s taking a nap after eating too much! it’s like a cosmic buffet up in here, with black holes just chillin and snoozin. who needs regular old minecraft when you can explore the wonders of the universe in our server? plus, maybe you’ll stumble upon some intergalactic snacks while you’re at it. join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

Crankshafted

apply, Builds, Community, cool people, Crankshafted, Creative, Epic, Experience, Exploration, Explore, Favorite, Friendly, hanging out, INTENSE, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Private, Server, smp, Unique, world

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Minecraft Server Overview:

Name	Crankshafted
Type	Private SMP
Website	http://crankshafted.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.

Q: What can I expect to find on Crankshafted?

A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.

Q: Is Crankshafted open to everyone?

A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Bigotry, discrimination, Disgusting, Diversity, Enchanted, equality, Faggots, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Lgbt, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, prejudice, Realm, revolting, Social Issues, trannies, Transphobia

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those faggots and trannies on other servers, come join us on this Minecraft server! We don’t tolerate any of that nonsense here. Just good old-fashioned block-building fun without all the drama. Plus, we have the best memes and the dankest jokes around. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

GrandpaGriefGone

#announcement, AITAH, dialysis, Facebook post, family, Friends, grandfather’s death, GrandpaGriefGone, health, Hospital, kidney failure, memorial service, Notification, outside perspective., Schedule, social media, stress, telling my cousin, tough situation, Visit, work

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.

Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

autocorrect, autocorrect errors, autocorrect fail, autocorrect fails, autocorrect humor, autocorrect mishaps, autocorrect mistakes, Communication, EMBARRASSING, Fail, FailCraft, funny, funny autocorrect, funny text messages, humor, lolz, MISTAKES, Smartphone, smp, Technology, Texting, texting fails

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Meteorites Collected:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!

CraftyConspiracies

alternative facts, area 51, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, deep state, FANTASY, government secrets, hidden agenda., hidden truths, hypothetical scenario, illuminati, mind control, Mystery, new world order, Paranormal, secret society, speculation, True, unexplained phenomena, Wishful thinking

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Ever wondered if the government is secretly run by a group of talking cats? Well, on our Minecraft server, that conspiracy theory is not only true, but the cats are also hosting weekly dance parties in the White House! Join us for a purrfectly good time as we uncover all the feline secrets hidden in the blocks of our virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the infamous “Catgate” scandal of 2017. So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory!

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