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HeartbreakCraft SMP

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, emotional pain, forgiveness, growth, healing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, inner peace, letting go, lost love, Love Lost, moving on, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, so like, forget about that heartbreak and come join our epic Minecraft SMP! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, they’re chill as long as you bring them seeds as tribute.

We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. One player wished for a pet dragon and now they have to deal with it burning down their house every time they log on.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends with everyone? He keeps leaving explosive gifts for players to find, it’s a blast! Literally.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there. Just watch out for the chicken overlords, they mean business.

MapleCraft: US Edition

annexation, Canada, collaboration, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, global impact, Government, international relations, MapleCraft, national identity, North America, North American Union, Partnership, Politics, potential merger, Province, SOVEREIGNTY, united states, Unity

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Canada takes over the United States and turns it into their 11th province. That’s right, on our server, you can explore the wacky world of Canadamerica! Build igloos in New York City, ride moose through the streets of Los Angeles, and mine for maple syrup in the Grand Canyon. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

PathNet PvP Minecraft Server

Bloomberg News, breach notification, competitors, confidential information, Corporate Espionage, Cyber Security, data breach, Data Protection, Edward Coristine, executive, Information Security, insider threat, June 2022, leaking internal information, legal action, Minecraft, Path Network, PathNet, privacy violation, PvP, security breach, Server, terminated, Termination

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got rid of Edward for being a snitch and leaking all our secrets to the competition. Like, who does that, right? Join our server and you’ll be safe from all the sneaky snitches out there. Plus, we have the best block parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and drama. So come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together. Let’s show Edward what he’s missing out on!

CanuckCraft2020

annex, border, business leaders, Canada, CanuckCraft2020, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, real thing, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, threat, Trade, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7907	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna annex canada”? well, trudeau was all like “yo, that’s a real thing, eh?” but like, don’t worry about all that political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that won’t explode on u. so forget about real life problems and come chill with us in our crazy minecraft world! eh?

The Banana

adventurers, banana, Banana SMP, Biomes, Builders, city center, Difficulty, Discord, landscapes, Livestock, modlist, modpacks, Mods, Neighborhoods, paths, Rewards, season three, shadows, shopping district, smp, Traders, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Banana SMP: Season Three

Overview
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can: Choose your Origin Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo Explore a world of creativity and adventure

About Banana City
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Features neighborhoods for every playstyle: Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven
Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits
With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Banana SMP?	To join Banana SMP, you can check out our Modpack and Modlist on CurseForge and join our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Are there specific rules in Banana SMP?	Yes, we have community guidelines and rules that all players must adhere to in order to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
What type of gameplay can I expect in Banana SMP?	Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences to cater to different playstyles.

Brothers Realm 1.21

ass writing, Blood, bros, brothers, Dark, death-by-rape, decent tactics, elf girl, fantasy anime, goblin slayer, Goblins, good anime, Greenskins, Gritty, guild-receptionist, late to the party, Murdered, ogre rape, priestess, Psycho, raped, Realm, retarded, Stabbing, Throat, Tortured, water gate-scroll

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Potions Brewed:	95
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, so like, forget about all that dark and gritty shit, come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We don’t have any filthy greenskins raping and torturing elf-girls here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Plus, our Priestess won’t have to watch anyone get murdered by goblins, because we keep things PG-13 around here. And forget about holding oven doors shut with miracles, we’ve got all the water gates you could ever need. No ogre rape on our watch!

So, if you’re tired of all that drama and want to hang out with guild-receptionist girl best girl, then hop on our server for some epic adventures. Who needs dark and gritty when you’ve got blocks and building, am I right? See you there, bros!

BlueberryMuffinCraft Server

#unwell, aita, all ages, anger, appreciate, baby cakes, baking, Birthday, blueberry muffins, BlueberryMuffinCraft, Boyfriend, celebrate, confusion, Gesture, ingredients, low sugar, Muffins, multiple sitting, recipe, refusal, Server, Treat

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of baking blueberry muffins for ungrateful boyfriends on their birthdays? Come join our Minecraft server where you can bake virtual cakes for yourself and your virtual friends without any drama!

On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!

Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!

DoggoCraft

ableist, Accommodation, allergic reaction, allergy medication, allergy meds, Birthday Party, DoggoCraft, family, family dynamics, family gathering, Friends, party planning, pet allergies, private bar, private room, ptsd, PTSD service dog, refusal, service dog, severe allergy, social etiquette

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Zombie Dances:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw epic birthday parties for our virtual spouses at a pixelated brewery! We have private rooms with our own virtual bars, where you can invite all your blocky friends and family (up to 60 players) to celebrate in style.

But beware, we have a cousin with a PTSD service dog in our virtual world, and if you have a severe allergy to virtual dogs, cats, and horses, you might start feeling like virtual crap. Don’t worry, you can always take virtual allergy meds, but who needs those when you can just ask the cousin to leave their virtual dog at home?

If you refuse to accommodate our virtual cousin and their virtual dog, be prepared for a virtual uproar! You might even be called a virtual ableist and have some virtual family members refuse to attend the party. But hey, it’s all in good fun in our wacky Minecraft server.

So join us for a wild and crazy time, where virtual drama unfolds and virtual parties are always a blast. Are you ready to dive into the madness? Join us now and let the virtual festivities begin!

DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP

advice, DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP, Doctor, doctor’s orders, Experience, guidance, health, health tips, Healthcare, Impactful, important, Impression, Lasting, Lesson, Medical, memorable, Never forget, physician, reminder, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff.

CraftyCommunistLand

authoritarianism, average person, Belarus, comparison, CraftyCommunistLand, culture, Democracy, Economy, freedom, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, international relations, Life, Politics, quality of life, russia, society, US

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2957	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Ores Mined:	7217

Tired of living in a boring old democracy? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of living in a government that resembles Russia, Hungary, or Belarus!

On our server, you can enjoy the luxurious lifestyle of the average person in those countries – like waiting in long lines for basic necessities, being constantly monitored by the government, and never knowing if your next meal will be your last.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom! Our server has plenty of exciting activities to keep you entertained, like scavenging for food in the wilderness, avoiding secret police patrols, and participating in thrilling political protests.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaotic and unpredictable world of authoritarianism in Minecraft form! Who needs democracy when you can have adventure and danger at every turn?