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ThirstyRussianArmyCraft

global security, intelligence report, lack of drinking water, military capabilities, military equipment, military health, military infrastructure, military logistics, Military operations, military personnel, military preparedness, military readiness, military resources, military training, national security, Russian Armed Forces, russian military, ThirstyRussianArmyCraft, UK intelligence, water shortage

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5017	Falling into the Void:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join! why, you ask? well, listen to this wild story – apparently, the UK intelligence says that the Russian military on this server suffers from, get this, a lack of drinking water! can you believe it? like, how are they gonna survive without water, right? so, if you wanna join a server where even the military is struggling to stay hydrated, then this is the place for you! come on, join us and witness the madness for yourself!

AutismCraft: Treadmill Trials

adolescent rats, animal models, Autism Spectrum Disorder, autism-like symptoms, AutismCraft, brain function improvement, cognitive abilities, communication skills, exercise benefits., low-intensity exercise, mental health, motor skills, neurodevelopmental disorder, new findings, physical activity, research implications, sensory processing, social interactions, study results, Therapeutic interventions, treadmill, treadmill exercise, Trials

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Animals Bred:	123	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit gameplay eva! like, did u know dat playin on dis server can actually make u smarter? like, we did a study on rats (yeah, rats) and found out dat even low-intensity exercise can make ur brain work betta! so like, imagine wat it can do for u, a human bein! come join us and level up ur brain power while buildin epic structures and fightin off creepers. it’s gonna be a blast, fam!

RomcomsRUs Minecraft Server

black-haired, Diversity, diversity in entertainment, diversity in film, Diversity in media, female diversity, female empowerment, Female lead, Female Protagonist, female representation, film industry, film industry trends, Hollywood, inclusive casting, Minecraft, Minority representation, movie industry, representation, romantic comedy, Romcoms, RomcomsRUs, Server, underrepresented

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7093	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6930	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old romcoms with the same predictable storylines? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the epic saga of a black-haired female lead who not only saves romcoms but also conquers the Minecraft world with her mad building skills and killer fashion sense.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out life advice, and a secret underwater city filled with mermaids who throw the most lit parties in the ocean. And did we mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to all who dare to ride it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and be prepared for a hilariously epic adventure like no other!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, character builds, Character Teaser, Daily Rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Minecraft, MineSMP, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, weapon banner, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Votes:	973
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Genshin Impact’s character banner rotations? Look no further, because our server is like a gacha game on steroids! Join us for the chance to summon rare blocks, battle mobs with your favorite characters (yes, even Paimon), and participate in crazy events like “Bing-Bang Finchball” where you can score goals with explosive chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is so generous, we have daily check-in rewards that are more satisfying than getting Primogems. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon redeemable codes that will make you richer than a whale in Teyvat. Plus, our community is so helpful, you’ll have access to useful links for everything from building the perfect base to finding the best mining spots.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than the Honkai Impact universe! Who needs Genshin when you can have a blocky adventure like no other?

CrushCraft: No Regrets!

belittling, body shaming, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, CrushCraft, Daddy Issues, Disappointment, emotional intelligence, Empathy, friendship, growth, hooking up, judgmental, nasty comment, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regrets, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are forged in the fires of daddy issues and credit card drama! Join us for a wild ride of burying ourselves in books and sports, all while navigating the treacherous waters of crushes and flat, poorly-endowed girls.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can be judged for your block-building skills, not your lack of ass. With a community of players who have overcome belittling remarks and come out stronger on the other side, you’ll never feel alone on our server.

So come join us and experience the crazy adventures, outrageous stories, and unexpected friendships that await you on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a new life (literally) with us!

WorthyCraft SMP

Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-validation, smp, WorthyCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	97
Divine Spears Created:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and obstacles ever seen in Minecraft. From parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks to PvP battles on a platform suspended over a pit of lava, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be found.

So, if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the wildest Minecraft SMP around, then come join us and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the bravest and most daring players need apply!

HygieneCraft: UnderratedSoap

Grooming, hygiene, hygiene awareness, hygiene essentials, hygiene habits, hygiene importance, hygiene item, hygiene maintenance, hygiene management, hygiene necessities, hygiene practices, hygiene products, hygiene products list, hygiene routine, hygiene standards, hygiene supplies, hygiene tips, HygieneCraft, personal care, self-care, Underrated, UnderratedSoap

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7773
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Votes:	8517	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Forget about toothbrushes and soap, on our Minecraft server, the most underrated hygiene item is definitely the enchanted loofah of eternal cleanliness! Join us and experience the magical powers of this loofah as it keeps your character sparkling clean even after battling hordes of zombies and swimming in lava pits. Trust us, your virtual hygiene has never been this epic! So come on, join us and scrub your way to victory on our crazy Minecraft server!

KiwiCraftExodus

departing citizens, economic downturn, economic hardships, economic impact, Economy, EMIGRATION, employment opportunities, financial challenges, job market, job prospects, KiwiCraftExodus, leaving the country, mass exodus, Migration, new zealand, recession, record numbers, seeking opportunities, struggling economy, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Star Shards Collected:	228
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Potions Brewed:	168
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

come join our minecraft server and ESCAPE THE ECONOMIC CRISIS OF NEW ZEALAND!!! leave behind the sheep and hobbits and come build your own empire in a pixelated world!!! our server is so lit, even the sheep are jealous!!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find!!! why suffer in real life when you can thrive in our virtual paradise??? JOIN NOW before the hobbits come looking for revenge!!!

IncestCraft: Elite Sacrifice & Inbreeding

Ancient civilization, Ancient Mexican, archaeology, child sacrifice, Community, Elite, human sacrifice, inbreeding, IncestCraft, indigenous culture, lineage, Mesoamerica, Paquimé, power, pre-Columbian, religious practices, Rituals, sacrifice, social hierarchy, taboo, Upper Classes

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact ancient mexican child sacrifices for fun! become part of the elite inbreeding community and climb the ranks by sacrificing your own siblings! unleash your inner power-grabbing upper class persona and dominate the server with your inbred skills. who knew incest could be so thrilling in the world of minecraft? come join us for a wild ride filled with blood, power, and questionable moral decisions.

CraftyJewels Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Blockade, CraftyJewels, discrimination, DIVISIVE, Haiti, HARMFUL, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, hurtful, intolerance, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, UNACCEPTABLE, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	200	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dimension Hops:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun… and maybe watch out for the occasional rogue llama attack. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a massive castle on the server. But little did they know, a group of mischievous villagers had other plans. They banded together and created a blockade around the island, trapping the players inside! Now, it’s up to you to either join forces with the villagers or break free from their clutches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just watch out for those llamas… they can be quite the troublemakers.