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CraftyMusk’sCourtBrazil

Brazil, Brazilian Supreme Court, Censorship, CEO, Country, court order., CraftyMusksCourtBrazil, elon musk, free speech, internet regulation, judge, judicial intervention, legal action, legal representative, online platform, OPERATIONs, social media, Suspend, suspension, threat, twitter

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
New Chunks Explored:	476277	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are like, the rulers of their own universe? it’s like, so lit that even a brazilian supreme court judge is threatening to suspend twitter, i mean X, unless elon musk names a new legal rep for the site in brazil. like, that’s some next level drama, amirite?

anyway, back to the server. you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. like, who wouldn’t want to do that? plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s, like, totes epic.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in emojis? yeah, they’re like, the coolest admins ever. they’ll help you out with anything you need, as long as you bring them buckets of fish.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and become the ruler of your own universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. dolphins honor! 🐬🦄🕺

GirlCleaner Minecraft Server

after event cleaning, after guests leave, after party cleanup, Chores, cleaning, cleaning up, cleanliness, domestic duties, GirlCleaner, Girls, house cleaning, household chores, Housekeeping, keeping things tidy, maid service, maintaining cleanliness, Minecraft, picking up after others, post-party mess, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, tidying the house, tidying up

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is run by a group of mischievous girls who are always causing trouble and leaving a mess behind. But hey, who needs a clean server when you can have non-stop entertainment?

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant pink fluffy unicorns and evil llamas, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Potato Castle” competition. And don’t worry about cleaning up after yourself, because who cleans up after these girls anyway?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond throne, you’ll be crowned the ruler of the server and get to make all the rules (as long as they’re ridiculous).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughs, and the never-ending fun!

IslandSuccess200 Minecraft SMP

bilingualism, cultural diversity, Cultural preservation, education, free society, future predictions, global communication, Island success, IslandSuccess200, language acquisition, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic abilities, Long-term goals, Minecraft, smp, Taiwanese Mandarin

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us on this crazy island where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – in 200 years, this island will be the most successful and free place in the world. And if you haven’t learned Taiwanese Mandarin yet, well, you better start practicing because that’s the only language we speak here.

So come join us for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of diamond rain. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this island in 200 years!

VacayVibesWithMyMini

anxiety, Boundaries, Emotional Abuse, emotional maturity, family dynamics, family vacation, Great Smoky Mountains, headlice, healing, make up vacation, narcissist, panic attacks, road trip, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, sibling dynamics, single mom, toxic family, toxic relationships, VacayVibesWithMyMini

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your toxic family drama? Look no further! Our server is like a king suite on the penthouse floor in the Great Smoky Mountains – just you and your kid, lice-free guaranteed!

Join us for a Healed Girl Summer and leave behind the emotional basket case vibes of your past. Our server is the perfect place to set boundaries and handle your shit, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Don’t be like the sibling who toughed it out for mom – be the hero of your own adventure on our server. And if your siblings get mad at you for choosing self-care over family drama, just remember – diamonds are a girl’s best friend, not toxic relationships.

Blocktopia: Witness the Epicness!

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Adventure, aspirations, before I die, blocktopia, bucket list, dream come true, dreams, epicness, experiences, goals, life goals, Long-term goals, Milestones, must see, once in a lifetime, things to do, things to see, travel, ultimate experiences, unforgettable moments, Witness

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, diamond-encrusted llamas, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw epic dance parties every night. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? So come on down and join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyGeneralUS

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army to challenge the chinese army general in a battle to the death. top US official will be there to cheer u on and maybe even join in the fight. who will come out on top? find out on our server, where anything can happen and the stakes are high. join now for a chance to make history and maybe even start world war 3 (just kidding… or are we?)

CrustCraft: ZirconZest

Ancient Zircons, Continental Crust, Continental Formation, Crustal Evolution, CrustCraft, Early Earth, Earth science, Earth’s First Continents, earth’s history, Geochemistry, Geological processes, geology, Magmatic Activity, mineralogy, Oxidizing, Petrology, plate tectonics, Tectonic Processes, Thickened Crust, Wet Magmatic Signatures, Zircon Analysis, ZirconZest

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WILD STORIES? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER! WE GOT OXIDIZING AND WET MAGMATIC SIGNATURES GALORE!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE DIGGING AWAY IN A MINE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY YOU UNEARTH ANCIENT ZIRCONS! AND GUESS WHAT? THEY SUGGEST EARTH’S FIRST CONTINENTS FORMED FROM THICKENED CRUST, NOT EARLY PLATE TECTONICS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A WORLD WHERE THE CRAZIEST THINGS HAPPEN! BUILD YOUR OWN CONTINENT MADE OF THICKENED CRUST! FIGHT OFF MAGMATIC MONSTERS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

PolyCraft, where mining gets crafty and greylisitng is a real art form! Welcome to the fun!

application, art, Chat, chest previews, Crafty, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, form, Fun, gotospawn, Graves, greylisitng, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, master stonecutter recipes, Mining, More Food data pack, Polycraft, qraftys, real, server ip, shulker previews, smp, structure packs, Treefeller, Waystone

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Animals Bred:	152

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature
Map Start Date	6/26/2024
Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, and more
Application Link	Apply Here
Server IP	Polycraft.mcserver.us

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You must fill out an application form and get greylisted before joining. The application link is provided above.

2. What are the server features?

The server offers various features such as Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, and more. These features are activated on the map with no expiration dates.

3. How can I contact the server staff?

You can chat with the server staff via Discord. The Discord link is provided above.

UkraineCraft – The Happening Server

air defense, ammunition depot, ballistic missile, Belgorod region, border regions, civilian infrastructure, Conflict, drone attack, equipment explorer, Fire, Happening, Indian PM Modi, intel, Kramatorsk, Maps, Missiles, oil base, Omsk refinery, Poland, Polish airspace, prisoners swap, Rostov Oblast, russia, Server, Shahed drones, Su-25 aircraft, Telegram, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, us military aid, visually confirmed losses, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than the Rostov oblast oil base? Join our server where the only thing on fire is our passion for gaming! We’ve got more action than a Ukrainian drone attack, and more surprises than a missile chimpout in Ukraine.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to break through borders in Belgorod region (in-game, of course). Our air defense is so strong, we’ve shot down more missiles than you can count! And don’t worry about any unexpected objects flying into our airspace, our moderators are always on high alert.

But the real highlight of our server? The President of Poland, Andrzej Duda, is a regular visitor! If that doesn’t convince you to join, maybe the smooooking accidents at our ammunition depot will. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server today!

CraftyCreeperMinecraftSMP-420

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4067	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	252	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest is guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes!

Need a break from mining and building? How about joining our weekly llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a prize (because who wouldn’t want that, amirite?).

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary “Creeper King” who supposedly holds the key to unlocking unlimited TNT (use at your own risk).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!