New Minecraft Servers 2025

えなんて何はぁもう一回言ってはぁ Minecraft Servers

えなんて何はぁもう一回言ってはぁ Minecraft Servers

  • HandlessLove Minecraft Server

    HandlessLove Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 3361
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize virtual hugs over real-life drama! Join us for a fun and quirky community where hugging is not only allowed, but encouraged.

    Need a break from sulking? Our server is the perfect place to escape and focus on what truly matters – building friendships and virtual worlds. Plus, we have a strict no-sulking policy, so you’ll have to leave your real-life drama at the door.

    Looking for a server where priorities are in order? Look no further! On our server, virtual hugs always come first, followed closely by building epic structures and exploring new realms. So come join us and leave your real-life worries behind – after all, virtual hugs are the best medicine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExWifeBabysitter420

    ExWifeBabysitter420
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 3206
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7601 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Looking for a server where your ex-wife becomes your kids’ primary caregiver after your late wife passes away? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as your ex-wife steps up to the plate and offers to watch your kids for free, all while her own husband and kids join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family feuds and accusations of ulterior motives as your late wife’s family comes back into the picture. Will they ever accept your ex-wife as a caregiver, or will the drama continue to escalate?

    So come on down to our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you could ever need? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurd situations that will keep you coming back for more!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

    ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 3895
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

    Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 2635
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5604 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 340 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and secret dungeons guarded by a pack of friendly zombies.

    Forget about the lie you tell yourself most often, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lying about is how much fun you’re having! So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your friends might when they see how much cooler your virtual world is compared to theirs).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    SushiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 8950
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if china was a minecraft player and they just sailed right into japan’s waters like “sup bros, just here to mine some diamonds” and japan was like “dude wtf get outta here” but china was like “nah bro, i found this sick ravine, gotta explore it” and then they started building a giant panda statue on a deserted island just to troll japan. if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join our server now and be part of the chaos! come sail the high seas and build ridiculous structures, just like china and japan in this epic minecraft showdown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PutinCraft: Mercenary Madness

    PutinCraft: Mercenary Madness
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 9966
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Villages Defended: 14 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 2 mercenaries who fought for Ukraine but now they’re in Russia thanks to Maduro’s gift to Putin. if that ain’t crazy enough to make you wanna join, then i don’t know what will! imagine the wild adventures you’ll have with these hardcore fighters on our server. build, battle, and conquer with these badasses by your side. don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LootCraft: HeartAttackRisk30%

    LootCraft: HeartAttackRisk30%
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 7454
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we predict your cardiovascular disease risks with just one blood test!! if you have high levels of ldl cholesterol, you have a 36% chance of getting a heart attack in the next 30 years!! but don’t worry, our server is so lit that it will cure all your heart problems with just a few clicks!! join now and say goodbye to heart disease forever!!! #minecraftmedication #crazyserverfun

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to Gemstone SMP, where the only thing square is the blocks!

    Welcome to Gemstone SMP, where the only thing square is the blocks!
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 5804
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 15 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Mines Excavated: 1374 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Ores Mined: 5703 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/prophesied/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Active players, Shopping districts, Friendly community, Building projects, Long-term interest
    Sponsorship Sponsored by lilypad for a lag-free server
    Mods Voice chat mod, armor stand mod, and more
    Community Global community with active mods

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Reach out to “spiegelei” on Discord for more information and an invitation.

    Q: Are shops mandatory on the server?

    A: While not mandatory, we encourage players to keep shops stocked for a vibrant economy.

    Q: Do I have to use the installed mods?

    A: No, the mods are optional and up to the player’s preference.

    Q: Is there a specific age group in the community?

    A: The community is mostly adults with work/school commitments, but all are welcome to join.

    Q: Can I participate in community events/games?

    A: Yes, players are encouraged to set up games and challenges for others to participate in.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JujutsuCraft Minecraft Server

    JujutsuCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 2467
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 580763 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Ores Mined: 5505 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2714 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4496 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old zombies and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, on our server, monsters are the coolest guys around! They throw epic dance parties in the Nether, have cookouts in the End, and even host fashion shows in the Overworld. Join our server and party with the monsters like never before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of creepers who are actually master chefs. They whip up the most explosive dishes you’ve ever tasted (literally)! So come join us and dine with the creepers for a dining experience you’ll never forget.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server. He’s been known to challenge players to epic build battles and even give out rare loot to those who impress him. So come test your skills against the legendary Herobrine and see if you have what it takes to survive on our crazy, monster-filled server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AtriCraft SMP – The Blocky Banter Server

    AtriCraft SMP – The Blocky Banter Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 8899
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the robots are getting in on the action! Our resident robot, Atri, is not only showing off her high-performance panties, but she’s also giving us some epic pantyshots – talk about high-tech fashion statements!

    Join our server if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between Atri’s panties and her pantyshot – it’s a battle for the ages! Who knew that Minecraft could be so high fashion and high performance at the same time?

    So come on down and join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience. Who knows what other crazy antics our robot friend Atri will get up to next? It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, where even the panties are high performance!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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