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LuckyCraft: What’s Your Epic Moment?

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Gods Slained:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Buildings Constructed:	29

Have you ever accidentally mined a diamond block with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous luck you’ve ever had in your virtual life. From finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted gear to stumbling upon a secret village of friendly llamas, our server is a goldmine of lucky moments waiting to happen. So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your luck levels skyrocket to infinity and beyond!

HackCraft: Kremlin Edition

Armenian cyber security, Armenian government, cyber attack, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, digital warfare, Edition, foreign hackers, government cyber security, government database, HackCraft, HACKING, Information Security, international cyber attack, Kremlin, Russian cyber attack, Russian hackers

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so like, this server is so epic, even russian hackers are trying to get in on the action! they heard about our sick builds and crazy pvp battles and just had to try and hack their way in. but don’t worry, our admin team is on it, they’re like the avengers of the minecraft world, protecting our precious server from evil hackers. join us and be part of the most intense server drama since herobrine was spotted in the nether! trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come build, fight, and laugh with us on the best server in the multiverse!

Superman’s Weak Muscles Server

atrophy, big muscles, body image, comic books, fictional characters, muscle growth, muscle maintenance, muscle mass, Muscles, Physical fitness, Powerlifting, RIPPED, Server, strength training, strong heroes, super strength, SuperHero, superhuman abilities, Superman, SUPERMANS, unrealistic standards, Weak, weightlifting

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, join dis epic Minecraft server where even Superman would be like “woah, these muscles are too big for me!” We got crazy strong heroes runnin’ around, liftin’ blocks like it’s nothin’. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are hittin’ the gym to keep up with the muscle madness. Plus, we got a secret underground lair where all the superheroes hang out and plan their next epic battle against the evil Ender Dragon. So come on, join us and flex those pixelated muscles like you’ve never flexed before!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Magic, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	4847
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Animals Bred:	51
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ores Mined:	7529
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	106418

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gg.bestixworld.ru

Silvermons: Where Pixelmon and Progression meet Endgame PvE…plus we throw in some bad puns and free puppies!

bad, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, competitive players, Curseforge, custom level cap, ELITE 4, Endgame, Exclusive Gyms, free, friendly community, Meet, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, Pixelmon, Player Gym system, Progression, Puns, puppies, PvE…plus, rank progression system, Silvermons, throw, Unique formats

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mines Excavated:	4759	Love Letters Sent:	20
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Details
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack – Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is Silvermons?

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players.

2. What features does Silvermons offer?

Silvermons has a custom level cap and rank progression system including exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the Champion’s Gauntlet. Additionally, there are Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP play.silvermons.com on Minecraft.

Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7859	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs can fly, the creepers do the cha-cha, and the cows have formed a secret underground society plotting to take over the world – one block at a time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? It’s always a pleasant surprise to witness such thing in this modern climate. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

The Daily Shiroyama SMP Mita-san

action-packed, Adventure, Ancient Ruins, archaeology, Chapter 19, Cliffhanger, Comic, Daily, Daily Shiroyama, Exploration, FANTASY, graphic novel, historical fiction, Japan, Japanese culture, Manga, Mita Tamiko, Mita-san, Mitasan, Mystery, Ruins Explorer, Shiroyama, smp, storytelling

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Star Shards Collected:	240	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and embark on a journey with the legendary Ruins Explorer Mita Tamiko as she searches for ancient treasures and battles fierce mobs. Rumor has it she once tamed a Creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of Skeletons – now that’s a sight to see!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest loot you’ll ever find in Minecraft. From diamond-encrusted armor to enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs, you’ll be decked out in gear that will make all the other players green with envy.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen are busting out their best dance moves to the beat of a jukebox. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for Mita Tamiko – she’s known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes!

CraftyParent Minecraft Server

Airport, aita, Asshole, CraftyParent, DAUGHTER, flip phone, holiday, iPhone, Kids, Minecraft, Panic, Phone, refusing to help, Rude, Server, sister, Smartphone, social media, Tantrum, vacation, Western Europe

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in tough love and teaching valuable life lessons! Just like the parent in this story, we won’t coddle you or give you everything you want.

Join us if you want to learn the importance of responsibility and not throwing tantrums when things don’t go your way. Our server is filled with challenges and obstacles that will test your patience and resilience, just like this daughter had to learn to suck it up and deal with her flip phone.

Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded without a phone like this poor girl – but we will make sure you appreciate what you have and learn to make the best of any situation. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

WillCraftSis32

assets, BETRAYAL, college, death, estranged, euthanized, family, forgiveness, grudges, Illness, Inheritance, Legal, medical bills, orphanage, Pancreatic cancer, relationships, Resentment, sister, step sister, Will, WillCraftSis32

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where anything is possible.

Forget about your troubles and dive into a world where step-sisters fight over wills and ex-boyfriends date their ex’s siblings. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a drama-filled Minecraft saga that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family and friendship.

SkillzMC SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9916
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Do you have the uncanny ability to tame creepers and make them your loyal pets? Can you build a house out of nothing but dirt and survive a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a wooden sword? If so, then you belong in our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have the most ridiculous skills possible! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, show us what you’ve got and let’s make this SMP the most insane server in all of Minecraft!