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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 7565 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 1449 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8311 |
Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. The player emerged victorious, covered in feathers and glory, and knew they had found their new home in the wackiest Minecraft server around.
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions, then come join us! Who needs to watch a movie more than 5 times when you can experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay on our server? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.