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ForgottenFails Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Star Shards Collected:	297	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	4901
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of being a forgotten failure in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for all the misfits and outcasts of society! Join us and be a part of a community where being a failure is celebrated!

On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!

Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

alcohol, bar, bar scene, celebration, cheers, cocktails, Drinking, excess, Friends, Fun, happy hour, indulgence, Minecraft, mixed drinks, Negroni, NegroniNation, nightlife, ordering drinks, partying, second round, smp, socializing, temptation

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Potions Brewed:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

BanBlockz Minecraft SMP

BanBlockz, banned activities, banned behaviors, banned conduct, criminalized behaviors, criminalized conduct, forbidden practices, illegal activities, illegal behaviors, illegal practices, illicit activities, Minecraft, outlawed behavior, outlawed practices, prohibited actions, prohibited behaviors, restricted actions, restricted behaviors, restricted conduct, smp, unlawful actions, unlawful deeds

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2121	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

BlockyLoveOrNah?

BlockyLoveOrNah, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, family, growth, Happiness, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3739	Enchantments Applied:	283
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of your boring old marriage? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your real-life spouse behind for a virtual marriage full of adventure and excitement. Who needs stability when you can have blocky love? Plus, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. So come join us and say goodbye to your boring old marriage, and hello to a whole new world of pixelated passion!

CommanderNasrallah’sMCServer

Assassination, CommanderNasrallahsMCServer, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Israel, leadership, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nasrallah, Political, regional unrest, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, top commander

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	3273	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only scenario you need to worry about is how many creepers you can blow up in one go! We have the craziest PvP battles that will make Israel weep for their top commander. But don’t worry, our players are always ready for any scenario, whether it’s building the biggest castle or trolling your friends with secret traps. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server!

Lula’s Crazy Craft Land

contested election, Corruption, Craft, crazy, Crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign intervention, fraud, Government, international relations, Land, Latin America, Lula, Lulas, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political instability, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!

MemoryCraft: Stress-Free Gaming with CBG

anxiety reduction, anxiety relief, cannabinoid, cannabinoid research, cbg, CBG benefits, clinical trial, cognitive function, double-blind study, Gaming, human trial, intoxication, memory enhancement, memory enhancement effects, memory recall, MemoryCraft, mental health, placebo-controlled study, stress reduction, stress relief, stressfree, whole plant cannabis, word recall

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like smokin’ dat good good CBG strain but without gettin’ all loopy, ya feel me? Like, u can build ur own world and chillax without all da stress and anxiety, it’s like a virtual chill pill, bro.

And get dis, it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on dis server can actually make u smarter! Like, u gonna be rememberin’ lists of words like a freakin’ genius, man. It’s like brain training but way more fun, ya know?

So come on, join da party on dis Minecraft server and let’s get our CBG-enhanced memory on, yo! It’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.

PolarLand – Vanilla server on version 1.20x Minecraft server

1.20x, alone, Company, donation, Lag, Minecraft, Mode, Plugins, PolarLand, PvP, Rtp, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magic Items Found:	2905
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

You can play on it both with a company and alone, the server works on versions from 1.20 (Recommended) to 1.21, there is no donation and lags on it, there are only basic plugins on /rtp, /spawn, /tpa, /sethome, well and pvp mode, how could it be without it

95.105.53.186

BlockParty Minecraft Server

81978162, blockparty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server, tags

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers?

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

DragonBallSMPSuperCraft

Akira Toriyama, Androids, Anime, Cell, child safety, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, DragonBallSMPSuperCraft, Frieza, goku, japanese animation, Manga, Martial Arts, Namekian, Piccolo, power levels, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Universe 7, Vegeta

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
New Chunks Explored:	693909	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is Piccolo! That’s right, this server is run by a rogue Namekian who has taken it upon himself to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors.

Join us if you dare, as Piccolo will challenge you to epic battles and intense training sessions. But beware, if you don’t keep up, you may find yourself in the belly of a hungry Ender Dragon!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like golden carrots and enchanted diamond swords. And every Saturday night, we host a dance party at the Nether fortress, complete with disco balls made of glowstone.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive Piccolo’s training camp. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest will survive.