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/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

HangryCraft

Argument, brown rice, busy schedule, car accident, Communication, Cooking, exhaustion, favorite dish, Frustration, HangryCraft, homemade meal, inconsiderate, katsu, Katsu sauce, long hours, Miscommunication., partner, Petty, residency, tired, work-life balance

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Take a break from the hospital shifts and car accidents, and let your creativity run wild in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we promise that no one will ever forget to cook your favorite dish here! Our virtual chefs are always ready to whip up a delicious meal for you, no matter what distractions may come their way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind – because who needs drama when you have endless possibilities at your fingertips?

UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

bad habit, detrimental habits, harmful habits, negative habits, poor habits, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, smp, unhealthy addiction, unhealthy behaviors, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits to break, unhealthy habits to change, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy patterns, unhealthy routine, unhealthy vices, UnhealthyHabitMC

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Crops Grown:	2945	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	52	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Forget about unhealthy habits like staying up too late or eating too much junk food – on our server, the only unhealthy habit you’ll have is laughing too hard at all the ridiculous pranks and antics that go on. From giant chicken armies to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself addicted to the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Let the madness begin!

MineCraftyTunes

mainstream music, MineCraftyTunes, Music (Industry), music artists, music critics, music culture, music debate, music fans, music industry analysis, music industry controversy, music industry critique, music industry debate, music industry discussion, music industry opinions, music industry trends, music opinions, music trends, overrated band, overrated singer, popular music

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Farms Harvested:	946
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a concert with the most overrated singer and band ever! Join us and experience the thrill of listening to off-key performances and cringeworthy lyrics that will make you question your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in a sing-off competition against a group of tone-deaf zombies. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your ears assaulted in the best way possible!

MissileSubMadness

Conflict, Defense, deployment, foreign policy, Geopolitics, guided missile submarine, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military presence, MissileSubMadness, Nuclear Threat, SECURITY, strategic move, submarine deployment, Tension, US, us navy

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	262	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta come to our server! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

so, one time, our server was under attack by a giant mutant creeper that was shooting lasers out of its eyes. but don’t worry, our players banded together and defeated it with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. it was epic, bro.

and get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. yeah, you heard me right. rainbow lasers. it’s like a disco party in the sky, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. peace out, gamers!

ADHD BifidoCraft: Double-Blind Fun!

add-on, adhd, Attention-Deficit, Behavioral Disorders, Bifidobacterium Bifidum, BifidoCraft, children, clinical trial, Double-Blind, DoubleBlind, Fun, gut health, Hyperactivity Disorder, intervention, mental health, neurodevelopmental, Nutritional Supplement, pediatric, Placebo-Controlled, probiotic, randomized, research study, Supplement

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Enchantments Applied:	174
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have Bifidobacterium Bifidum Supplement for all players with ADHD like symptoms! 12 weeks of intense gaming will have you feeling like a whole new person, thanks to our double-blind, placebo-controlled clinical trial! Watch as your attention span improves and your hyperactivity decreases as you battle creepers and mine for diamonds. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to level up your gaming skills and your mental health at the same time. Join now for a chance to win a free supply of Bifidobacterium Bifidum Supplement for all your virtual adventures!

In the morning

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Votes:	7347	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	1590
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Rytale Network

Welcome to Rytale! Rytale is a fun server running on the latest version of Minecraft. We currently feature a Towny server with plans to release future servers to the network!

The Towny server offers a variety of plugins, such as jobs, auctions, player warps, MCMMO, cosmetics, and more! We strive to enchance the player experience, while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots.

Hope to see soon!

IP: play.rytale.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord: https://discord.rytale.net/ Website: https://rytale.net/ Store: https://store.rytale.net/ Rules: https://rules.rytale.net/

play.rytale.net

CraftyMonsters Minecraft Server

CraftyMonsters, databases, Frontier, Game, Iceborne, Info, Kiranico, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Hunter Wilds, multiplayer, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Password, Pingsdex, Platform, question.., Room code, Server, Steam Deck, Threads, trailers, vg play

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Emeralds Found:	2072

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Monster Hunter madness!

Imagine riding a Minecraft dragon while hunting down giant monsters like a boss. Our server is so epic that even the monsters are shaking in their boots (if they had boots, that is).

We’ve got crazy new features like riding a T-Rex into battle or taming a fire-breathing dragon to protect your base. And don’t even get me started on the loot – you’ll find diamonds, emeralds, and even rare Monster Hunter gear that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the monster hunting begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a whole new dimension filled with even more epic adventures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

MelissaMinecraftSMP – ShyBookwormMonday

Aggie, AO3 page, Archive and Anon’s Snoot Archive, Blender models, bookworm, Fang board playlists, Fitgirl, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Low Poly models, melissa, MelissaMinecraftSMP, Previous thread, ShyBookwormMonday, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Mods, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crops Grown:	7648	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to hug a gator in-game, because who wouldn’t want to do that? And don’t forget about the Snoot Game OST that will have you grooving all night long.

Need a break from Minecraft? Check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics that will leave you speechless. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our Snoot AI Chatbots for a conversation you won’t soon forget.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

PixelPoutyHubby

Aesthetics, Appearance, attraction, body image, Communication, compromise, Decisions, hair, Honesty, husband, Individuality, love, Marriage, PixelPoutyHubby, Preferences, relationship, Respect, Self-expression, tattoos, Understanding, weight

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	96	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Villages Defended:	8

Are you tired of being judged for your appearance in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your pixels can be as tattooed, short-haired, and curvy as you want! We don’t discriminate based on looks, we just want you to have a good time building and exploring. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for how your character looks. So leave the real world drama behind and join us for some virtual fun! And remember, in Minecraft, the only weight that matters is the weight of the blocks you’re mining.