so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.
if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.
