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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 2977 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 459 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 200 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!
So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?