ไดโนเสารตวไหนเกงทสดนะ Minecraft Servers

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crops Grown:	3666

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	254	Crops Grown:	7032
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8617
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Votes:	5601
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crops Grown:	4788
Zombie Dances:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4114

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8095	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	166	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

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Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimension Hops:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	201
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	215	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ores Mined:	8695

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
New Chunks Explored:	475658	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Potions Brewed:	62

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.