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GroceryGriefer420

budgeting, Communication Issues, control freak, financial strain, food poisoning, food preferences, food preparation, Food Safety, food sharing, food storage, groceries, grocery shopping, GroceryGriefer420, household expenses, living situation, meal planning, meal sharing, personal boundaries, rent payment, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get food poisoning from our virtual meals! Join us and escape the drama of defrosting disasters and control freak cooks. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and no one will force you to eat questionable defrosted food.

Imagine a place where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone defrosting shrimp next to your crafting table. Dive into our server and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to argue about food safety or spend $600 on questionable meat.

So come join us and let’s build a world where defrosting on the counter is just a distant memory. Who needs real groceries when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!

SneezeCraft Server: Roaring Like Lions!

lion roar, Lions, loud sneezes, Roaring, Server, sneeze analysis, sneeze behavior, sneeze explanations, sneeze intensity, sneeze patterns, sneeze questions, sneeze research, sneeze sounds, sneeze study, sneeze theories, sneeze volume, SneezeCraft, sneezing, sneezing habits, sneezing like a lion, sneezing noises, strange sneezing, unusual sneezing

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Votes:	7432	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone sneezes like a timid kitten? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who sneeze like they are trying to out-roar a lion! Join us for epic sneezing battles that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Sneeze Olympics, where players compete in events like the Longest Sneeze and the Most Creative Sneeze. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Sneeze Champion?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a giant tissue box floating in the sky? Yes, you read that right. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, sneezing, and crying tears of joy.

PleasureCraft

guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure books, guilty pleasure desserts, guilty pleasure drinks, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure habits, guilty pleasure hobbies, guilty pleasure indulgences, guilty pleasure luxuries, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure pastimes, guilty pleasure pleasures, guilty pleasure snacks, guilty pleasure songs, guilty pleasure treats, guilty pleasure TV shows, guilty pleasure vices, indulgence, PleasureCraft, secret pleasure

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Do you enjoy building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? How about creating a roller coaster that launches players into a pit of fluffy bunnies? Or maybe you just like to dress up as a block of cheese and dance around in a field of exploding chickens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for all your wildest guilty pleasures! Join us for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!

MbappéCraft: Vote Against Extremists!

“Youth, activism, Campaign, Civic Duty, Democracy, democracy in action, election, ENGAGEMENT, extremists, France, France election, mbappe, MbappéCraft, political awareness, political participation, political responsibility, Politics, Presidential election, Vote, Voting, young voters

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	4196
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mbappé as our spokesperson urging all the youth to vote against the ‘extremists’ aka creepers and zombies! we have a campaign kicking off to save our blocky world from destruction! build, mine, and vote for a better minecraft future with us! plus, mbappé might even teach you some sick soccer moves in-game! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

TouchCraft: The Sensory Server

biology, Haptic, human body, nervous system, neuroscience, Particle, Perception, physical contact, Sensation, Senses, Sensory, sensory experience, sensory integration, sensory perception, sensory processing, Server, somatosensory, stimuli, tactile, Touch, TouchCraft, variation, WAVE

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	449	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got all kinds of touchy feely stuff goin on. like, ya gotta touch stuff to see stuff or hear stuff or smell stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of sensory experience, man.

join us if ya wanna feel the vibrations of the block beneath your feet, or if ya wanna reach out and touch the pixels of a beautiful sunset. it’s like, sensory overload in the best way possible.

we even have a special touchy feely quest where ya gotta touch every single block in the game to unlock the ultimate power of touch. it’s like, a spiritual journey through the world of minecraft.

so come on down and join us on this touchy feely adventure. who needs sight or sound or smell when ya got the power of touch, amirite?

WarburgCraft – HepatoWarz

Biomarkers, Cancer Biology, Cancer Metabolism, cancer research, Cancer Therapeutics, cancer treatment, Cell Proliferation, Cellular Respiration, Glycolysis, Hepatocellular Carcinoma, HepatoWarz, Liver Cancer, Metabolic Reprogramming, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, oncology, Tumor Cells, tumor growth, Tumor Metabolism, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression, Warburg Effect, WarburgCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Magic Items Found:	7161	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Emeralds Found:	8296	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. Like, imagine fighting a dragon while riding a pig with a diamond sword in hand. It’s like, totally bonkers, dude.

And, like, if you join this server, you’ll unlock the secrets of the Warburg Effect in Hepatocellular Carcinoma. Yeah, that’s right. You’ll be curing cancer while building a castle made out of rainbow blocks. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.

Plus, like, the community on this server is so rad. Everyone is super chill and always down for a good laugh. We even have a secret handshake that involves throwing a chicken at someone’s face. It’s like, the best thing ever.

So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FredBobbersSMP

Brewery, Claim Plugin, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Faction, Factions, Nations, Plugins, quality of life, Slimefun, Towns

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	226
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to FredBobbersSMP! This server has a Earth based map with a claim plugin (lands) that allows you to create towns and nations!

We are constantly adding quality of life and game breaking plugins!

Dynmap: PMCd629222cacea6cf7c0aab186124ab8ae

Discord: discord.gg/nmavmfqUvV

FredBobbers.mcserver.us

Wolfy Drops Minecraft Server

DROPS, FANTASY, fantasy world, frenzy flame, Legends, Liurnia, lore reason, magical creatures, Minecraft, Mysterious, mysterious origins, mystical beings, Mythical, otherworldly manifestations, Phenomenon, random tower, Server, stormveil castle, strange events, Supernatural, Teleportation, unexplained, Wolfy, Wolves

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	9909
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy lore and wacky surprises that will keep you on your toes!

Join our server and witness the phenomenon of wolves dropping out of thin air around Stormveil Castle. Maybe they’re secret agents sent by the Ender Dragon to spy on us, who knows! And don’t even get us started on the frenzy flame just casually hanging out in Liurnia above a random tower. Is it a lost fire spirit looking for its way home, or just a pyromaniac with a flair for the dramatic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you laughing until your sides hurt, come join us! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our world of madness and mayhem!

TheBlockBros Minecraft Server

aew, Based, cord, cringe, debut, long tail tags, members, Minecraft, sciences, Server, Stable, TheBlockBros, true story, tummy, wrestling, wwe, yummy

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	209	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9388	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old wrestling stables with only 3 members? Come join our Minecraft server where we have stables with 10 members each! That’s right, you can create your own epic wrestling stable with all your friends and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Yummy Wummy mob, which drops delicious treats for you to feast on. Just watch out for the Cringe mob, they’ll try to steal your snacks and ruin your day.

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything can happen, from epic wrestling battles to tasty treats and mischievous mobs. It’s a true story that you won’t want to miss out on!

MadHusbandRevenge Minecraft Server

addiction struggles, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional processing, emotional reactions, Empathy, family dynamics, forgiveness, MadHusbandRevenge, mental health awareness, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relapse, relationship challenges, self-care, Server, substance abuse education, substance abuse recovery, support system, trust building, Understanding

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your worries behind, just like how this player’s husband left his vanilla extract worries behind by adding water to cover up his relapse.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world without any substance abuse issues getting in the way. And if you ever feel overwhelmed like this player, just take a drive around our virtual world for some alone time.

Join now and experience a drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other! Just remember, no vanilla extract allowed in-game – we like to keep things pure and drama-free!