ลานบาท Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Enchantments Applied:	121
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Void Armor Forged:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	8

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchantments Applied:	108	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Mineshafts Explored:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mines Excavated:	1972	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!

Crafty Abyss Minecraft Server

abyss, abyssal creatures, Adventure, adventure manga, Anime, Crafty, Deep Sea, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, how are you, made in abyss, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, New chapter dumping, RIKO, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our latest chapter dumping event: How Are You 05: Riko.

Picture this: a group of players were exploring the vast lands of our server when suddenly, they stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in. Little did they know, they were transported to a whole new dimension called Riko, where everything was upside down and pigs could fly.

But that’s not even the craziest part! In Riko, players were challenged to complete outrageous tasks like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. The winner of the event was granted a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of its hilt.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this insane Minecraft server. Who knows what other crazy chapters await you!